I am 86% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank"
TOP INTERESTS
1}Do you think there was a moment there, when they were burning witches, that the actually smelled good?
2}Before midgets have sex, do they have two play?
3}"Dork stuff" and all that entails (glass houses you pukes)
4}Sex
5}Manipulating reality
6}Fried chicken
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adopt your own virtual pet!That's all I really have time for at this juncture...
You have a 90% chance of going postal! p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: blackNoone. Meeting people blows goats. I would much rather be forced to work together with strangers, you know, in some kind of life or death future game or prison or something. Sure, it might seem a bit unrealistic, but SO IS YOUR FACE!
It's good. I like it. Except that one kind where they're always singing.... you know, about stuff. How depressing is that?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
{listed while eating chips and jalapeno cheese dip}12 Monkeys, Ace Ventura, Akira, Aliens, American Beauty, An American Werewolf in London, Apocolypse Now, Army of Darkness, Bad Lieutenant, Bad Santa, Battle Royale, Being There, The Big Lebowski, Big Trouble in Little China, Blood of Heroes, Bowling for Columbine, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Bubba Ho-tep, Caddyshack, Clash of the Titans, Clerks, Clockwork Orange, Conan the Barbarian, {crunch}, Dancer in the Dark, Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko, Dragonslayer, Drunken Master, Dune, El Mariachi, Equilibrium, Erik the Viking, From Dusk Till Dawn, Evil Dead I & II, {cheese on my finger}, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, First Blood, Fist of Legend, Fists of Fury, Flash Gordon, Full Metal Jacket,Ghost Dog, The Golden Child, Goldfinger, The Goonies, Hard Boiled, Highlander, Ichi the Killer, Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Killer, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Krull, Kung Fu Hustle, Labyrinth, The Last Starfighter, Legend, {mmm, spicy!}, Leon the Professional, The Limey, Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, The Man Who Would Be King, Miller's Crossing, The Naked Gun, Natural Born Killers, Neo-Tokyo, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ninja Scroll, Office Space, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Out of Sight, Pi, Pitch Black, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Predator, The Princess Bride, Punch Drunk Love, The Quick and the Dead, {chomp}, Ravenous, Real Genius, Reservoir Dogs, Robocop, The Rules of Attraction, Run Lola Run, Rushmore, The Secret of NIHM, Seven, Sexy Beast, The Shining, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Spaceballs, Star Wars (the kit 'n' caboodle), Super Troopers, The Terminator, Three Kings, Time Bandits, The Thing, Tombstone, Top Secret, Trainspotting, Transformers, True Romance, Unbreakable, The Untouchables, Very Bad Things, Waking Life, Wicked City, Willow, The Wizard of Oz, Wizards, X-Men, X-2, Young Frankenstein and Zardoz.
don't watch it. studies have shown that you achieve an alpha state when watching tv, similar to sleeping. i prefer video games; eye to hand skill will be a valued commodity when the zombies attack....just fyi...
Too busy watching movies... and reading comics.
where o's? -----way funnier in my head