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Tall Sexy Chocolate

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About Me

I prefer to describe myself according to the results of various online quizzes.
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Which Type of Tree are You? Lime Tree (Doubt) intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.
The World's Shortest Personality Test You are dependable, popular, and observant. Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness. In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do. You are unique, creative, and expressive. You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while. And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy...Sometimes this passion has a dark side. You feel most alive when you're seducing someone. You never fail to get someone's attention. Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!
What Pattern Is Your Brain? You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What is Your Pirate Destiny? Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

More sex slaves to further my kingdom. Muahahaha!

Music:

On my list...Massive Attack, Shivaree, Snow Patrol, Manic Street Preachers, Faithless, The Streets, Jeff Buckley, Brazilian Girls, Rufus Wainwright, Bright Eyes, Imogen Heap, Gomez, Michael Franti, Scissor Sisters, The Postal Service, Blonde Redhead. Woxy.com . Concerts so far... Live, Tori Amos+, Counting Crows, Sarah Maclachlan+, PJ Harvey, Mazzy Star, Erasure, Everclear, No Doubt, Howie Day+, The Barenaked Ladies+, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, The Dave Matthews Band+, NERD, Wilco, G Love & Special Sauce+, Janet Jackson (won these tickets in a sucking contest!), John Mayer, The Mars Volta, Galactic, Toots & the Maytals, Collective Soul, Ben Harper+, Tab Benoit, Papa Mali, The Fray, The Killers, Keane, The Bravery, Shannon McNally, Amos Lee, The Spindoctors, Gin Blossoms, Weezer, Foo Fighters, Brandi Carlile, Damien Rice, Fiona Apple, Jason Mraz, Arrested Development, Bloc Party, Damian Marley, David Gray, Aimee Mann, Zero7, Sia, Jose Gonzalez, George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic, Tim Reynolds. Plus TONS of great LOCAL BANDS...

Movies:

The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, Love Actually, High Fidelity, The Usual Suspects, Identity, The Matrix, Serenity, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Sin City, V for Vendetta, Grindhouse...Plus I'm a big action and sci-fi whore. Put things exploding and girls kicking ass in front of me and I'm riveted. Things exploding and girls kicking ass in space is even better.

Television:

Veronica Mars, Heroes, House, Firefly, Alias, Family Guy, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Myth Busters, Good Eats, Iron Chef/America.

Books:

Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Moon card. Entering the Moon we enter the intuitive and psychic realms. This is the stuff dreams are made on. And like dreams the imagery we find here may inspire us or torment us. Understanding the moon requires looking within. Our own bodily rhythms are echoed in this luminary that circles the earth every month and reflects the sun in its progress.Listening to those rhythms may produce visions and lead you towards insight. The Moon is a force that has legends attached to it. It carries with it both romance and insanity. Moonlight reveals itself as an illusion and it is only those willing to work with the force of dreams that are able to withstand this reflective light.
Image from: Stevee Postman
Which Tarot Card Are You?
What is the Mystical Land of Your Birth?
You are a siren of the Land of Moonlit Magic. The moon is your goddess and you follow her with a mystic eye. You stare up the night sky and question the world. You are inquisitive and that is wonderful. You feel most comfortable in the night air under a cloudless sky. You thrive under the moonlight.
What is the mystical land of your birth?
You Passed 8th Grade Science
Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!
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My Blog

Sorry Roger, You're Tiger Now!

1.    What bill do you hate paying the most?How appropos...How about this FLOOD Insurance bill I've got right here. Don't we live in a draught? Suck yeah.2.    Do you lik...
Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:27:00 PST

Vive La France!

I dreamt in French last night for entirely no good reason. C'est bizarre! 
Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

Stick to Yer Guns

I had an interview for a new job a couple of weeks ago. They loved my work and were really impressed with my history; I thought the challenge was a good one and felt that the company was strong. Long ...
Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

OK I Admit It!

Geez! After yet ANOTHER person just told me today that they look at me and are reminded of Jordin Sparks, I finally am going to admit it. She is my illegitimate love child. Umm, from when I was like, ...
Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

Da Band

So I went to check out the band play this morning, they are a fun little group! Your basic good time party band, for instance, some of the songs they did today were:DaDa - Dizz Knee LandJoan Osborne &...
Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:01:00 PST

Caption Contest


Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

Truck Stop Mommy

From http://vanillagarlic.blogspot.com/2007/05/preggers-and-peon. htmlSo today at the nearby coffee shop, I was waiting for a friend to get their drink while I quietly sipped my tea patiently aside. Th...
Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:52:00 PST

Damn Insomnia

Damn it to H E L L !
Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

Twins Born to Multiracial parents: One black and one white!

This is the most astonishing article!---------------------------------------------------- --------------------Black and white twinsA mixed-race British mom gave birth to twins - one of each. N...
Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

Caption Contest


Posted by Tall Sexy Chocolate on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST