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K~Digz

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About Me

I'm....An Artist, A Poet, A Writer, A Bookworm, A Snowflake In A Cubicle, The Dimebag Lorax (I speak for the trees), A Muppet Baby, The Bad Brain Demographic, A Broken Art Manboy, Suicidal with a Smile, An Avid Sunchaser, A Mild-Mannered Superhero, An Extroverted Antisocialite, A Bar Boy, A New York Tourist Attraction, A Rhyme Addict, An Audiophile, An 84-Year Old Toddler, A Partymonster, A Burgeoning Alcoholic, An Invisible Superstar and The Best Present That Your Mom Could Get For Christmas


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My Interests

My terrible brain revolves around a few main themes.These are as follows: The excessive consumption of alcohol, the visual stimulation of good graffitti, paintings, sketches etc. (just good art in general), cute boys (specifically the ones attracted to moi), anything well-written (blogs, comics, song lyrics, essays, novels, plays etc.), engaging in a profuse amount of sex, most any type of music with style and artistic integrity (that or a good beat), animation overdoses, cute girls with nice boobs who don't try so hard and of course, stuffing my lungs with burnt botany and ascending.

I'd like to meet:

People. Real people. This means no Barbies and Kens. People with atleast three dimensions and actual thoughts and feelings. People not afraid to be themselves and show their vulnerabilities. Beautifully flawed creatures who're concerned with continued self-improvement and reflecting the world around them.(Either that or demented sociopaths who drink poisonous amounts of whiskey and have sex with monstrous sex organs. I'm not picky)

Music:

*Aesop Rock *Talib Kweli *Esthero *Erykah Badu *Jean Grae *Imani Coppola *Gnarls Barkley *The Raconteurs *El-P *Vast Aire *Jill Scott *Gorillaz *Saul Williams *Antipop Consortium *Cee-Lo *Andre 3000 *John Legend *Atmosphere *Sage Francis *Brother Ali *Copywrite *Murs *Diverse *Jay-Z *M.I.A. *kanYe West *Lyrics Born *Blackalicious *Hangar 18 *C-Rayz Walz *Prefuse 73 *Rjd2 *Airborn Audio *Beans

Movies:

Snatch, Children of Men, Fight Club, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Stranger Than Fiction, The Hitchiker's Guide To The Universe, Muppets Take Manhattan, Kung Fu Hustle, The 1st Matrix, Dawn of The Dead, Crank, 28 Days Later, Can't Hardly Wait, Men At Work, Gremlins 2, The Ring, Team America: World Police, The Brady Bunch Movie, John Q, Do The Right Thing, Hotel Rwanda, Hot Fuzz, Mean Girls, Bowfinger, Meet The Parents, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Kill Bill, Four Rooms, Pulp Fiction, Shaun of The Dead and American Gangster

Television:

Most any cartoon/ sitcom where the jokes are based on racism, sexism, homophobia, awkward moments, eating disorders, social faux pas, drug use, shock value, flatulence and all around good-natured fun. [i.e. Family Guy, WONDER SHOWZEN, 30 Rock, The Office, Strangers with Candy, Reno 911, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, American Dad, Curb Your Enthusiam etc.]Oh, and Lost.

Books:

Anything by Octavia Butler, Chuck Palahniuk, Warren Ellis, Tim Dorsey, Saul Williams, Michael Marshall Smith, Robert Kirkman, Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Millar or Grant Morrison. I also like most of those MTV Pocketbooks.

Heroes:

Superman, my mom and turkey and cheese with mayo, lettuce and honey mustard.

My Blog

...It was then I knew I had to kill everyone in the city. With my penis.

So I'm 26 now. Just saying is all>   This will be a short one because honestly, it's even too hot to type. This weather is insane. I always forget how hot and sticky this city gets.   I...
Posted by K~Digz on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:29:00 PST

Jumping off at the Jumpoff

Kenya's party! Nuff said... Be there or be infected with space-herpes by alien rapists with calloused hands and cold, shiny metal penetrating tools of discomfort. *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* *That s...
Posted by K~Digz on Mon, 19 May 2008 01:18:00 PST

I wont let this seedy city defeat me or rub me out like genies

It's already May and I haven't written in awhile so this is gonna be a big one. Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Let's see, 26 is staring me down hardcore. The birthday's creepy awful close and I still ha...
Posted by K~Digz on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:09:00 PST

I’m ultra-sharp, the best in this millenium/ Like Rosa Parks I won’t take a backseat to anyone

Okay so I just found out that that old song "Groove Is In The Heart" has Q-Tip in it. I feel sad, archaic and tragically outdated by a decade plus. *Now I know what it means to be Anthony Heyward. Li...
Posted by K~Digz on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:59:00 PST

I stay up nights to make sure the sun gets raised right

Sleep slipped through my fingers like grains of sand through an hour glass but in the plus column I got to spend last night with Anthony; which was a hodge podge collage of art, hordy d’oeuvres,...
Posted by K~Digz on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:57:00 PST

They want us to fight but we just wanna get high, We work all day & all night trying to get by

For those needing the inspiration to get their lives together (yours truly included) This song always seems to help do the trick: 5 ’O’clock by The Perceptionists & Phonte. Here&r...
Posted by K~Digz on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:17:00 PST

My dicks so big it wont take calls from Russell Simmons

Because I enjoy large cocks and rap music, I’ve compiled my favorite big dick rap lyrics. Enjoy:"I gotta dick so big Muslims crash planes on it." - Session"Six foot four, the skinny white kid yo...
Posted by K~Digz on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:06:00 PST

That strange ghost boy time travel spirit snowglobe kind of Tuesday

I want to visit Narnia soon... for real. I want to write a short story. Maybe about vampires and sex or werewolves and the latter. I want to hang out with just Molly... I miss her... especi...
Posted by K~Digz on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:56:00 PST

Tomorrow was really good to me...

I promise this will be muddled and scattered as my brain is currently pickled in alcohol. Here goes...   I’m still drunk from the night before. Why can’t life’s lessons: "Alco...
Posted by K~Digz on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:59:00 PST

My mind goes nine times the legal limit and that’s before the weed indented the evil in it

It's been awhile kiddies but Grandpa Goodsex is back with another one. Right. Where to begin? ... with the facts, of course... Just the facts:: I'm all types of Brandon-smitten. At least ten times a d...
Posted by K~Digz on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:25:00 PST