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Keith

I woulda slit my wrist if it wasn't for rock n' roll.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keith
Birthday: June 21
Birthplace: Goshen, IN
Current Location: My room
Eye Color: Blue-Green-Gray
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: German with a little French and maybe Norweigan.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: My conscience
Your Fears: The big fuckin' centipedes I sometimes see in our house.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save at least $500 by Dec. 31
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Who has time for Messenger?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hello world.
Your Best Physical Feature: Haha;)
Your Bedtime: Early a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a little kid.
Pepsi or Coke: Either
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: I quit
Do you Swear: A little more than I should.
Do you Sing: On my forklift.
Do you Shower Daily: Nightly
Have you Been in Love: Yeah.
Do you want to go to College: I want to go back.
Do you want to get Married: Someday maybe.
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah, everyone should.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: When I try to be, hell yeah.
Are you a Health Freak: When I get high... Go figure.
Do you get along with your Parents: Definitely.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yes.
Do you play an Instrument: I kinda play guitar. Not too well. No time.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking a Budweiser right now.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: In 4th grade.
Ever Shoplifted: Once when I was a little kid.
How do you want to Die: I'll worry about that later.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A better person than I am now.
What country would you most like to Visit: I'll worry about that later too.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm really
Favourite Hair Color: not concerned
Short or Long Hair: with any
Height: of this.
Weight: Personality is
Best Clothing Style: way more important.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've tried around 10.
Number of CDs I own: 100 or so.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0. Yesterday don't mean shit, because tomorrow's the day you'll have to face.
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My Interests

Music, cars, the Internet, being a decent human being.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody fun.

Music:

Any good metal, classic rock, punk, industrial, thrash, some country.

Movies:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Television:

12 oz. Mouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Family Guy in moderation, Metalocalypse, Moral Orel, Frisky Dingo sometimes, Rome, WEEDS!

Books:

I'm not reading anything at the moment.

Heroes:

My friends, my family, anyone I've ever looked up to, way too many people to list individually.

My Blog

Tourette’s Guy 1964-2007 R.I.P

Today I went to tourettesguy.com. The video server has been down for some time, and I was hoping it would be back up so I could watch one of the many videos I love so much. Instead, I recieved some ne...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

Don't buy gas?

If enough of us don't buy gas, it'll force the price down. My ass. Even if a whole fuckoad of people didn't buy gas for one day, there are still hundreds of thousands of businesses that use a fuckload...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:12:00 PST

All After a Hard Day's Work

After freezing in the rain all night, it was finally time for me to come home. I parked my truck and saw a puppy running around aimlessly across the street. I whistled at it a few times and eventually...
Posted by Keith on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST