Music, cars, the Internet, being a decent human being.
Anybody fun.
Any good metal, classic rock, punk, industrial, thrash, some country.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
12 oz. Mouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Family Guy in moderation, Metalocalypse, Moral Orel, Frisky Dingo sometimes, Rome, WEEDS!
I'm not reading anything at the moment.
My friends, my family, anyone I've ever looked up to, way too many people to list individually.