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miss monkey

i raped a jar of honey because thats how i roll.

About Me

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Claire --
[adjective]:
Like in nature to a banana peel.
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comIdiot Pilot - "Day in the Life of a Pool Shark"
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Idiot Pilot MySpace Pagetrait snapshot:messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture, peter-pan complex
What Libertines song are you?
You are Horrorshow.
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


96%

Batman, the Dark Knight


92%

Neo, the "One"


92%

Lara Croft


88%

The Terminator


83%

James Bond, Agent 007


71%

Indiana Jones


71%

The Amazing Spider-Man


67%

Maximus


67%

El Zorro


58%

William Wallace


50%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
You scored as Suffocated. Your cause of death will be suffocation. Be careful and chew before you swallow!

Suffocated


100%

Gunshot


87%

Disappear


87%

Posion


80%

Eaten


73%

Accident


73%

Cut Throat


60%

Disease


60%

Stabbed


60%

Suicide


53%

Bomb


53%

Drowning


33%

Natural Causes


27%
How Will You Die??
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

My Interests

here's a taster: music, mostly rock, but i try to be open to everything, gigs, moshing, oh and people - you've gotta love em - hanging out, wandering around london taking pictures, art, film, readings good too, philosophical debate, daydreaming... think thats enough isnt it?

I'd like to meet:

ALIENS - take me with you!
but weirdos will do.
oh and judging by the 'How will you die?' thing, someone who knows the Heimlich maneouver

Music:

well here goes...muse, placebo, qotsa, radiohead, death cab for cutie, greenday (old stuff), death from above 1979, arctic monkeys, the eels, metallica, the smiths, arcade fire, autolux, the doors, nine black alps, JIMI HENDRIX (legend), the clash, the vines, foo fighters, stone roses, garbage, the rakes, fleetwood mac, the kooks, giant drag, guns n roses, kings of leon, maximo park, MCR, nirvana, pixies, RHCP, snow patrol, THE STROKES, we are scientists, the who, the cure... you get the driftOMG i forgot loads: the BEATLES! can i ever be forgiven - and the who! eagles of death metal! shockingself-flagellation iminent

Movies:

fight club, pulp fiction, stand by me, billy elliot, kill bill, forest gump, finding neverland, interview with a vampire, 10 things, cruel intentions, donnie darko, fifth element although i'm not sure why, edward scissorhands, indiana jones, star wars - the old ones not the shitty new ones, goodbye lenin, the whole crouching tiger, hero, house of flyig daggers etc. bunch (mind-numbing cinematography) oh and eurotrip and waynes world XD

Television:

simpsons, futurama, southpark, family guy, have i got news for you, sponge bob square pants XD, malcolm in the middle, (all the funny ones basically)CSI is always good too.and NO SOAPS - that includes Lost, no matter what people say.THE MIGHTY BOOSH RULES.

Books:

Fantasy rules: His Dark Materials, Pullman; The Farseer Trilogy, Robin Hobbs; Harry Potter (pah to the critics :P) Horror/Thriller: Day of the Jackal, The Wasp Factory, anything by Edgar Allan Poe Plain amazing: Never Let Me Go, Ishiguro Fun: Nights at the Circus, Angela Carter; Pride and Prejudice, Austen Shakespeare - yes, outside of class. Philosophy: Voltaire, Russell, Humeand so on :)in fact i'll read pretty much anything except autobiographies - real people are boring

Heroes:

bill hicks, eddie izzard, monty python and the mighty boosh for being so fucking funny XDoh and jimi hendrix, just because.
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My Blog

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

    thanks Guy :) While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he cannot find a Pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain receives some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form...
Posted by miss monkey on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:33:00 PST

In My Pants

this is possibly the best post ever, so i thought i'd continue it - add any you can think of :) first write the name of the song ur listening to, then add 'In my Pants' after it. (here's what me ...
Posted by miss monkey on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:09:00 PST