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About Me



My last name is really Gunning. My puppy's name is Wednesday and she's basically the cutest thing you will ever see. Ever. My hair isn't blue anymore. I'm pretty embaressed to say that I'm on my sidekick way too much. I have 1000000 favorite movies. Little girls who think I'm full of myself make me laugh. Thank god I won't ever have to see them again. I like creepy crawlies and serial killers, as well as poofy dresses and bubble gum pink lipstick. I have some crazy adventures you'd never believe.

My top friends are in alpabetical order, btw. Just saying.

My internet is dead at home so I can only use my sidekick to access my myspace. Unfortunately, I don't have service on my house either so if I take a while to respond I'm sorry!

Who I'd like to meet:

My Interests


grapefruit flavored jelly beans, hang nails, tampons, cannibals/serial killers, drawing myself...as Adam Ant, and dancing.

IM: cannibelles
TMAIL: [email protected]
LJ: cultsuicides

I'd like to meet:



Movies:

Anything magical.

Television:

off

Books:

My soul would be an outlaw. I can do nothing with it. The coward body my soul inhabits has pleaded with the renegade, has cried for pity, has implored the pistolero, my soul, to live safely, to observe quietly, to live in peace, with a degree of contentment. My soul curses like the guttersnipe it is, and hurls another Molotov cocktail at my complacency. So I am doomed. My soul will be an outlaw. It will be Zorro, dressed in black, carving its initials in the sane and rational. It will be Jean Lafitte, stalking through the Louisiana swamps of my days and nights, prepared to defend my cringing, cowardly self from the invaders called compromise. It will be a coocoo Charlie Chaplin, hurling a pie at whatever it takes to live quietly, sensibly, safely. And here am I, trapped in the body with this dangerous, feral outlaw, who seems determined to alienate, to upset, to annoy, to harass and chivy and unsettle me. I lust for the day when soul transplants come to be.

My Blog

hi im in these

I'll probably keep this updated....
Posted by j guns on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:56:00 PST

Pupppy.

My puppy is basically the cutest thing ever. Her name is Wednesday. She likes to chew on my hand and sleep a lot.   ...
Posted by j guns on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:16:00 PST

.$*@&$

This month, last year:    
Posted by j guns on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST

and to whoever it was who wrote i was a pussy bitch on the bathroom wall of the empress...

way to be mature.
Posted by j guns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST