Things that make me awesome that you absolutely must know:
* I love all things queer: People, culture, politics, etc. If it's gay or could vaguely be connected to something gay, I love it.
* I have recently decided to stop eating meat and it is a million times easier than I expected it to be.
* I was captain of my cheerleading squad in high school and I'm not lying.
* I love video games. Especially anything Zelda and Pokemon.
* I played the oboe and quit to spite my band teacher, but I still remember how to play, and I could definitely kick your ass in an oboe-playing contest.
* I knit too much and if you're nice to me and buy me something, I'll knit you a scarf.
* I like school. I miss it terribly. I dropped out of an Ivy League grad school because it was boring. I will go back to grad school shortly and do something that doesn't suck and hopefully be surrounded by people that don't suck.
* I am super, super pretentious. I like to argue about theoretical concepts and sociological issues. I am the master of all things queer theory.
* In case you haven't noticed, I'm only slightly self-righteous. You can have your opinion, and I can think it's wrong.
* I <3 cold weather and wearing 8 layers.
* I have never and will never drink soda. It repulses me.
* Jack and Ennis are better than you.
* Lastly, I am an old-school, die-hard Spice Girls fan. Don't fuck with me.
Feel free to ask anything you don't already know. I promise I'm not as obnoxious as I sound.