Football |
I've been trying to understand men by watching Football, and I noticed that they treat the football very much like a woman. They hold on to it, they take it places and never let it out of their sight.... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST |
The Clit |
Did you know that there are countries in the world where it's custom for the men there the cut of a womens clitoris? This is true and very gruesome. And I think we should all be happy that this will n... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:11:00 PST |
Quote |
You may feel alone when you're falling asleepAnd everytime tears roll down your cheeksBut I know your heart belongs to someone you've yet to meetSomeday you will be loved-Death Cab For Cutie... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST |
go there watch that |
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Gay to the power of 10 |
Who decided to use the word "gay" as a euphemism? It's ok I guess. When I think of my gay friends I think a word like "fabulous" might have been better. Sure would be alot easier to tell your parents,... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST |
my little trip to dunkin donuts today |
I went to Dunkin Donuts today and the guy there didn't speak English. Like, no words. And it's like, I'm all for the melting pot theory, but if I lived in Portugal and I worked at Dunkino Donutos, I m... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST |
Boxing |
Whenever I watch boxing with my dad, he always says the same thing. "Ten million dollars. For that kinda money, I'd fight him." As if someone is gonna pay $200 a ticket to see a fifty year old securit... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST |
30 reasons Kayla Fenton and Lexy Mckinnon Should start calling it a Night |
1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is. 3. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling W... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST |
Eggs |
When people see things as beautiful, ugliness is created. When people see things as good, evil is created. Being and non-being produce each other. Difficult and easy complement each other. Long and sh... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST |
Fuck Books |
You ever talk about a movie with someone who read the book? They're always so condescending, "Ah, the book was much better than the movie." "Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie? No reading. It o... Posted by Kayla Fentopotamus on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST |