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About Me

Likes: pop culture, vodka and lemonade, my family, the smell right before it rains, driving, Halloween, the cubs, being outside, people that will talk to Condi (i.e. drunken conversation about politics, religion, and social issues), hot showers, funny and awkward and low maintenance guys, music, Hawaii, dancing, pictures, 80 degree weather, no humidity, playing cards, being girlie, being a feminist, cooking out, text messaging, boys who like brunettes, my fabulous friends, dogs, jessica alba, shopping, special occasions, meeting new people... Dislikes: traffic, bills, stress, picking up poo after simone, music snobs, guys who only think of themselves, crickets, sharing my feelings, gum after you've been chewing it too long, shopping for greeting cards, Scarlet Johanson, talking on the phone, people that are close minded, going to the pet store or humane society only to look, yellow cars, razor scooters, little kids I dont know, girls that need constant reassurance from the guys around them, assholes, guys that dance on you without asking, saying goodbye, not being in control...

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My Interests

I'm fascinated by people in general. I love meeting people and figuring out their story. I love music and pop culture. My friends are great and always keep me laughing.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet new and interesting people that have something to say.
Your dating personality profile:

Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates. Your date match profile:

Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Funny
2. Liberal
3. Outgoing
4. Adventurous
5. Athletic
6. Intellectual
7. Practical
8. Big-Hearted
9. Sensual
10. Wealthy/Ambitious
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Funny
2. Adventurous
3. Practical
4. Athletic
5. Outgoing
6. Intellectual
7. Wealthy/Ambitious
8. Conservative
9. Big-Hearted
10. Romantic

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Music:

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You Are 68% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

Movies:

Fight Club, 25th Hour, and every other kick ass movie Edward Nrton has been in. John Hughes is a pop culture God- 16 Candles, Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller, Weird Science (I have an extensive collection) Labrynth, Neverending Story, Sin City, Rent . . .

Television:

I love VH1 and Bravo, maybe a little too much. Nip/Tuck, Seinfeld,Simpsons, Friends, Sex and the City, basically anything in reruns. Oh and I have a sickness for everything Laguna Beach - Steph knows where I'm coming from!

Books:

Anthem by Ayn Rand (read it, seriously), The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe by C.S.Lewis, and Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk
Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

Heroes:

Daria, if only I could be that sarcastic all the time; Elaine (of Seinfeld fame); and every under dog that has come out on topTake the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.

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My Blog

I stole this from Randi who stole it from Stephanie who stole it from Cara ...

we're NOT perfect. we laugh too hard. we're way too loud and we make complete fools of ourselves. we're much too comfortable with each other, and a little too close for comfort. our smiles are gen...
Posted by It's Linzo, Bitches! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

Abstinence

By Jessica Valenti, AlterNetPosted on June 26, 2006, Printed on June 27, 2006http://www.alternet.org/story/37956/The U.S. government has a solution for unwanted pregnancies, AIDS and cervical cancer. ...
Posted by It's Linzo, Bitches! on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST

For those of you who don't already know

I have moved to beautiful Colorado. I've been here about two days now and I'm still trying to figure out how to get around this place. I'm living with my sister and brother-in-law over the...
Posted by It's Linzo, Bitches! on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:52:00 PST

Kanye to the

So me and Steph went out Friday night with a brilliant plan in store for the evening . . . We went downtown. First it was Mulligans, as usual, then Fat Jacks. Closed them down, bummed a ri...
Posted by It's Linzo, Bitches! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:57:00 PST

Our Anti-Eviction Kegger!!!

So our kegger was eventful to say the least. The ISU Rugby team showed up . . .all of them . . . they were loud and belig but overall, pretty cool. There's a hole in the wall, the water go...
Posted by It's Linzo, Bitches! on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:06:00 PST

Olive Garden X-Mas Par-tay!

Okay, last night was all kinds of crazy! The OG Christmas party was the best ever. I'm pretty sure there wasn't a sober person in the place. The night started with pregaming Lindsay ...
Posted by It's Linzo, Bitches! on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:57:00 PST

I made out with Dane Cook!

Okay, maybe I didn't actually make out with him but I did see the show and it was kick ass! My face hurt I was laughing so much. Shout out to Claire for coming with me . . ....
Posted by It's Linzo, Bitches! on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:46:00 PST

My Baby

I have a new baby that I want to share with the world! I have just purchased my first REAL car. No more beaters for this lady on the go, now I'm rolling in style. Now I have all thos...
Posted by It's Linzo, Bitches! on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:52:00 PST