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Lauren

I'm somebody's mom...

About Me

What's up I'm Lauren. I live in Boone. For those who don't know, Boone is like a black hole, it sucks you in so you can't escape. I work random jobs, currently I work at a candy factory with oompa loompas. It's not as cool as it sounds... I have a boyfriend, Justin and our little boy Hunter. We might get married, we might not. Things are cool the way they are.... I hate stupid people with no common sense. I don't sleep alot. I eat too much. I hate kids but I love my baby. I hold grudges and I brush my teeth in the shower. That's me in a nutshell.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to wrestle with Andy Kaufman and sing with Janis Joplin. I'd also like to meet George Lucas and ask..."what the hell were you thinking? Han shot first!."
Name: Matsu Boom
Birthdate: September 15, 1983
Birthplace: Watauga Medical Center
Current Location: In a chair
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Weight: Yeah Right
Piercings: Ears
Tatoos: One on my back
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes Justin
Overused Phraze: "Giggity giggity!"
FAVORITES
Food: Corned beef and cabbage
Candy: Anything dark chocolate
Number: 1
Color: Orange/Purple
Animal: Dogs
Drink: Milk
Alcohol Drink: Beer
Bagel: Onion
Letter: L
Body Part on Opposite sex: Arms and shoulders
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Orange Crush!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King of course!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Midnight
Most Missed Memory: I miss being a kid
Best phyiscal feature: You tell me
First Thought Waking Up: I think about how much I don't want to get up
Goal for this year: Make my parents proud
Best Friends: Kelly, Sarah,Justin
Weakness: Nice guys
Fears: Not being remembered
Heritage: Scotch Irish/German/Slovic
Longest relationship: 3 years, my highschool boyfriend
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: is my mom gonna see this?
Ever been Drunk: absolutely
Ever been beaten up: My friend Sarah use to beat me up when we were kids
Ever beaten someone up: No but i'm sure I could put a hurtin' on someone
Ever Shoplifted: um...no comment
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: Not lately...
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown/green
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long: Short
Height: Taller than me
Style: I hate "trendy" guys
Looks or Personality: Has to have a great sense of humor.
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: No crackheads please
Muscular or Really Skinny: In between
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Still counting...
What country do you want to Visit: Guam
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: Don't remind me, I work there.
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as i'm indoors
Get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Health Freak: Yeah right
Do you think your Attractive: I have my moments
Believe in Yourself: I try to
Want to go to College: No
Do you Smoke: I'm working on quitting
Do you Drink: Who my age doesn't?
Shower Daily: Definately
Been in Love: I'm not quite sure, but I don't think so
Do you Sing: Some say I sing too much
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Not sure
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Any day now!
Hate anyone: All the stupid people that eat at my restaurant

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Music:

I like all types of music. Tool, 311, Primus, Black Flag, Pully, Pennywise, Dead Kennedys, NoFx, Sublime, Deftones, In Flames, TSOL, NIN. But I guess I would prefer classic rock. 70's and 80's. Stevie Ray, Eagles, Skynyrd, Heart, Zepplin, Black Crowes, Kansas, Foreigner old Metallica all that good shit. I hate pop music and all those "sold out" artists and bands who are just trying to make money instead of music. They don't even write their own songs half the time.

Movies:








Books:

I never have time to read anymore but when I do I like stuff like Ann Rice. a

Heroes:


My Blog

It’s a sorry world

You know in the movies when a person is sitting in a room full of people and everyone is moving really fast, all except for the person in the middle? That was me a few weeks ago. I had a mom...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:26:00 PST

The swinging pissers

My new band name.
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:18:00 PST

Motherhood: The first six weeks

Well, it has been a rollar coaster. The first couple weeks were really tough between the lack of sleep and constant arguing about what the baby needed. I have learned that people who don't s...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:39:00 PST

*Baby Update*

Well if Hunter doesn't come this weekend I will be going to the hospital at 4am monday morning to get induced. So hopefully there will be a baby by monday afternoon!
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

One more month!

A year ago if someone told me I was going to be a mom I would have laughed in their face. Life is a crazy game of poker, someone always ends up getting knocked up. I'm kidding. But seriously, kids are...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

MY BACK HURTS!

Between the constant back pains, headaches, heartburn, stomachaches, acne and constipation, pregnancy isn't all that bad. True I don't ever get a good night sleep because I wake up every 5 minutes to ...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

If anyone is interested....

We're having a boy.
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST

Long time no see

Sorry I haven't been in touch lately. I don't have a computer to play with everday so I don't check my myspace that often. I'm still here though! Please don't forget about me people!
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:19:00 PST

CLEAN LAUNDRY!

I knew I had sunk to an all-time low when I actually concitered turning my underwear inside out and wearing them again. I had to break down and do laundry. If only I was one of those blessed people wi...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:24:00 PST

Wanted: Fart Smeller

Please call 1-800-PHEW for interview.
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST