If they have a Heroes section on these profiles, shouldn't they also have a Villains section?
I like trying to solve paradoxes that might spring up involving time travel... I enjoy hearing about paranormal investigations. I love to go clubbing.....seals! I also like banana flavor, but not bananas. It's all about da food consistencies, yo!
I'd like to meet:
A woman that isn't bat-shit crazy from pills and/or booze and doesn't act 20+ years younger than she is every second of the day.
Benjamin Franklin, Piers Anthony, Robert Lynn Asprin, Michael Moore, Capuchin monkeys, me @ 10 so I can tell myself,"Stop starin' out the window; dad ain't comin' home tonight!", my feminine equal, whomever invented Pop Tarts, you with a fresh Pop Tart in your hand for me.
"Remember, reading books makes you very smart and smart people rule the world." -BC
Music:
TMBG's Venue Songs 5
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Music rots your brain! Kill your CD player! anyway: They Might Be Giants(boy!), Jethro Tull, The Sundays, Nellie McKay, Morcheeba, Ashcroft singing,"Let The Eagle Soar", Blur, The Beatles, The Rutles, The Cure, Lounge Against The Machine, MC Hawking, Ben Folds(with or without the Five or Fear of Pop), Billy Joel(pre-1990).That's it. I haven't heard of any other bands.
Movies:
It's a Wonderful Life, Nightmare Before Xmas, Ghostbusters, all Michael Moore films, The Shape Of Things, This Is Spinal Tap(one of the best uses of a midget in a movie), Mel Brooks, Ghost World, The Jerk, Time After Time, Woody Allen, Hitchcock, Kurosawa, John Hughes, Evil Dead II:"Grooovy!", Before Sunset, Garden State, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Dummy, Mystery Train, Gates Of Heaven, Being There. I'll watch even a bad movie if it has Janeane Garofalo, Christina Ricci, Jennifer Garner or Madchen Amick in it. Hellboy and Daredevil were actually good as comic book movies go. I'm obsessed with the life of Peter Sellers(The Party, Pink Panther, Murder By Death); have you noticed yet? High Fidelity, About A Boy, Love Actually are guilty pleasures. The Muppet Movie, Wrath Of Khan, The Beastmaster(the first time I ever saw a ferret in my life), The Dark Crystal, Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, Star Wars(Ep. 3-6), Superman 1 & 2, Michael Apted's "7 Up" series, The Barbarian Invasions(brilliant), Masculin/Féminin, Meatballs, Airplane!, Caddyshack, Stripes, Animal House, and ofcourse, the guy with the whip and the fedora that's named after his dog. I have a small but respectable DVD collection. I could never own all the movies or music I like; why should I? Trying to collect them all would be a fruitless endeavor. It bears no fruit, I tell ya.
Television:
Buffy The Vampire Slayer, 24, Alias, Six Feet Under, The Greatest American Hero, MOONLIGHTING! The Simpsons, Paradise Hotel(not that Temptation Island crap!), Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show(the only legit news source on T.V.), Wanna Come In?, Black Adder, Dr. Who, Sealab 2021, my Xbox, The Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Schoolhouse Rock, The ABC Afterschool Specials, What Not To Wear (that woman with the black hair, London or something. Very hot because she knows what she's talking about; always a turn-on.) Just like people, there IS a lot of amazing, entertaining, insightful television. You just need to know where to look & not be too cynical. Now go out and watch the sunset!
please feed anya a carrot now & then. thank you.
adopt your own virtual pet!
Books:
I've read the Hitchhiker's Guide books more times than any other books, and I've read countless books. Myth Adventures. On A Pale Horse. Me Talk Pretty One Day. Tolkien. If Chins Could Kill. Joseph Campbell. thieves' world. Shakespeare. dr. seuss. Tuesday. I Am Legend. Some Stephen King. The Time Traveler's Wife. 'arry Potter. Odd Thomas. Velocity. Mr. Strangelove: A Biography Of Peter Sellers. What a self destructive, brilliant man Sellers was. Really enjoyed Fast Food Nation, The DaVinci Code, Freakonomics & The Truth(with jokes) by Al Franken on CD(long drives to work; trying to make them productive.) Finished Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way. Next, I plan to read The Life & Death Of Peter Sellers. After I'm done with that, let me know about a book worth reading!
(Above is the book I grew up with. It is also the book cover I grew up with. I had to do a bit of internet searching to find it, which is unfortunate. That wacky character was on each cover, doing a different bit of business. This book series was my best friend from time to time in my youth, as was this book series:)
Heroes:
Benjamin Franklin, Benjamin Folds, Uncle Benjamin, Benjamin Dover, Big Benjamin, me @ 11 years old, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog. Oh yeah and that guy that died for our sins. What's his face...the reformed Jew.
