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The Throat

Mosh or be crushed !!!

About Me

I'm a death metal growler and shrieker, currently and for the past couple of years with Dark Century.Get drunk, slaugther the pig, and mosh your ass there -

My Interests

Screwing, Smoking, Eating, Gaming, Biking, Headbanging, Shrieking, Gurgling..

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet YOU in one of our shows! WwwWUuUuuUiIiiIIiiRrrRrGgGGGGgGHhhHH!!!

Music:

CARCASS - CANNIBAL CORPSE - GHOUL - IMPALED - TCME -GENERAL SURGERY - FRIGHTMARE - BLOOD FREAK - ENGORGED - SPLATTERHOUSE - EXHUMED - HAEMORRHAGE - SANITY'S DAWN - MACHETAZO - REGURGITATE - GRUESOME STUFF RELISH - DEAD INFECTION - BLOOD DUSTER - BIRDFLESH - DAHMER/FISTFUCK - MESRINE - NOURRITURE - LDOH - CBT - GRONIBARD - ROMPEPROP - GUT - NUNWHORE COMMANDO 666 - GIGANTIC BRAIN - LORD GORE - MORTICIAN - FUCK I'M DEAD - NECROPHAGIST - GORGASM - ABORTED - AGONY - MORTAL DECAY - NILE - CRYPTOPSY - ERADYKATE - ULTRA VOMIT - DESPISED ICON - MISERY INDEX - DYING FETUS - SUFFOCATION - DEEDS OF FLESH - CEPHALIC CARNAGE - NEURAXIS - URBAN ALIENS - GRIM SKUNK - B.A.R.F. -NOFX - NIRVANA - THE OFFSPRING - IRON MAIDEN - DECEASED - ICED EARTH - SLAYER - ANTHRAX - PANTERA - MEGADETH - METALLICA - GUNS N ROSES - MARDUK - DARK THRONE - ABIGOR -EMPEROR - CRADLE OF FILTH - BAL-SAGOTH - RHAPSODY - DRAGONFORCE - CHILDREN OF BODOM - AT THE GATES/THE HAUNTED - CYNIC - FANTÔMAS - M. BUNGLE - BEASTY BOYS - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE - AND SO MANY MORE ...

Movies:

70ies italian horror movies, 80ies cheesy as fuck action and slashers movies, sci-fi, documentaries, shorts and some porn

Television:

TV is bad for you. Stop watching that über pile of crap NOW!

Books:

"Le Monde Du Corps"

Heroes:

Bill Steer - Dave Mustaine - Steve Harris for creating such inspiring music. Schwarzie for all this 80's action cheesyness. And Peter Jackson for the goriest splatter fest on screen ever!

My Blog

Some news but no booze

Alright people, a new era is beginning for me today. What? What is it ? Sex change ? Lobotomy ? Learning Japanese ? Dating an emo midget ? Fuck no ! I went back to wearing contact lenses. It's b...
Posted by The Throat on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:22:00 PST

I hate fukkin spam !!!!

Nooooooooooooo! it seems that my account sent a shitty ringtone add to the bulletin board. Sorry about that.   FUCK YOU INTERNET ! 
Posted by The Throat on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

I have a 1000$ question

WHAT EXACLY IS A FUKIN' KUDO ?!? WHAT THE FUK ARE THEY STANDING FOR ?? CAN I TRADE THEM FOR GAS OR PIZZA ?? AND MOST OF ALL :  IS THERE REALLY PEOPLE WHO CARES ABOUT TOM ??????...
Posted by The Throat on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:51:00 PST

The winter hate list

I HATE! winter I HATE! snow I HATE! ice I HATE! frost I HATE! coldness I HATE! chills I HATE! wind I HATE! smoking outside when i'm not at home I HATE! calcium stains I HATE! my frozen staircase I HAT...
Posted by The Throat on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

Bye bye ringo !

Ok i just got rid of that stupid thing... all by myself! Mmmm just forget those two last blogs will ya ?  
Posted by The Throat on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:49:00 PST

Stupid Ringo slide show...

Ok to all the people who are wondering what the fuck is going on ?? I offer my apologies. You see, saddly i'm still a noob with computer and i cant figure out how to delete that stupid slideshow that ...
Posted by The Throat on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:40:00 PST

I'm still sore

Thanks again to everyone who came to headbang with us and the bands that we shared the stage with. It was monday, it was cold and there was no beer... but still the fun was there like every time! A bi...
Posted by The Throat on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:01:00 PST

Thanks everyone!

A million thanks to everyone who came to the show yesterday. I think every band did the best they could to brutalised you all. I turned pretty freakin' drunk and today my head wants to burst, so ...
Posted by The Throat on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST

More gigs, more fun, more mosh!

We're about to do not one but two shows! Oh yes! After a brutal and sadistic torture session, including a goose feather, soap gums and many Michèle Richard albums, Ryan decided to get back on stage fo...
Posted by The Throat on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

Dark Century's live tracks updated

Woohaa! We have updated four live tracks on our website and our MySpace. You can now at last listen to our madness! They were recorded at the Café Chaos on septembre the third 2004. Two of them appear...
Posted by The Throat on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:10:00 PST