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*Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy*

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About Me

First off, I suggest you find me on Facebook, because I rarely use this site.I'm a 21-year-old Jersey Shore girl. I'm not typical. I don't want an asshole for a boyfriend (if I ever find one.) I love hard rock, and even some metal, but you'd never know it just by looking at me. A guy who knows his way around a guitar or bass makes my heart race. Live concerts, comedy shows, and summer parties with amazing friends are the best. There is almost nothing better than sitting in the snow staring at the ocean. I prefer hard liquor to beer, which is part of the reason why my friends call me Fucking Lush. I'm ridiculously short (4'8") and have many nicknames pertaining to that: Shorty, Short Shit, Little Lauren, Little Peoples, etc. I'm moderately obsessed with stand-up comedy. At home, I can be found roaming the boardwalk or driving aimlessly with some of the best people on earth: my friends. We enjoy confusing people with comedy quotes and inside jokes. Oh yeah...I lost the game. Bitches. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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My Interests

Chillen with friends, partying, havin fun, laughing, watching TV, listening to music, reading, writing, listening to stand-up comedy, guitar (although I'm not very good at it), wolves, summer, the beach, my awesome friends back in Point...

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I'd like to meet:

*Bill Hicks - amazing comedian, most of his points hold true today. If you like angry comedians, and comedians who make you laugh AND think, listen to him. He is quite possibly the best ever, and he's extremely truthful, mostly on topics that many people would cringe from. He died from pancreatic cancer. =( *Lewis Black - Hilarious, angry, and honest. What more could you ask for? The guy even loves NyQuil! (the moonshine of medicine) *Denis Leary - Again, funny and angry. Plus his show Rescue Me is one of the best around. And I wanna ask him if he really stole Bill Hicks' material. * Any or all members of Third Eye Blind. *Whoever created Aqua Teen Hunger Force. These people must be drugged up out of their minds to come up with that crazy shit!

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Music:

"Music is the voice that says, here I am, and fuck you if you can't understand me." ~ Almost Famous Third Eye Blind, Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nightwish, Symohony X, Suspyre, Porcupine Tree, The Who, Pain of Salvation, Blind Guardian, Metallica, Van Halen, Alice in Chains, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, TOOL, Evanescence, The Offspring, Saliva, Trustcompany, MxPx, NoFX, Days of the New, The Toadies, KoRn, Shinedown, Guns N Roses, Soundgarden, Velvet Revolver, Chevelle, Pink Floyd, Breaking Benjamin, No Doubt (old stuff), Mest, Green Day, Black Label Society, Sublime, Garbage, Alkaline Trio, Burning Brides, Burden Brothers, ...I could go on FOREVER with bands; I love music.

Movies:

My favorite movies are REEFER MADNESS (2005 movie musical), The Breakfast Club, Rent, Super Troopers, Monty Python, LotR, Underworld, The Ref, Bad Santa, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Night at the Roxbury, Mall Rats, Clerks, Robinhood: Men in Tights, Airplane, PCU, Animal House, anything with Johnny Depp (Chocolat, POTC, Secret Window, What's Eating Gilbert Grape are my faves), Van Helsing, Bruce Almighty, Suicide Kings, Two If By Sea, aaaaaaand a bunch of others that i'm too lazy to list.

Television:

Law & Order SVU, House, Rescue Me, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, Futurama, and a bunch of other random shit.
I'M OBSESSED WITH STAND-UP COMEDY!! =) Some of my favorite comedians are: Lewis Black, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Denis Leary, Mario Cantone, Colin Quinn, Judy Gold, Greg Giraldo, Maria Bamford, Arj Barker, the Sklar Brothers, Sloven and Allen, Brian Regan, Rich Vos, Jon Stewert, Jim Breuer, Louis C.K., Nick DiPaolo, Elvira Kurt, Sabrina Matthews, Ron White, Adam Ferrara, Greg Fitzsimmons, Pablo Fransisco, Wanda Sykes, Nick Swardson, Steve Sweeney...and more. But I think that's a long enough list.

Books:

I love reading, and my fave authors (since there're simply too many books) are Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Stephen King, Anne Rice, John Irving, Dean Koontz, Kelley Armstrong, Alice Borchardt, Susan Krinard, Daniel Dennett, Richard Dawkins, David Mills, and various others.

Heroes:

*All of my wonderful friends. *Bill Hicks. *Anyone who is an individual and follows their own ideas.

My Blog

Personal Mad Libs

I stole this from a friend on Facebook. You should do it, cuz...I know you're bored. =P   I _____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. Youshould _______. Someday I will ______. You + ...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

Lauren Presents: RantSpace

Lauren Presents: RantSpaceI've had it.  I'm fed up with ignorance, arrogance, and hypocricy. People need to get over themselves, quit acting so damned self-righteous, and leave people whose lifes...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

Crashing Through the Wall: A Writer's Mini-Rant

I've recently started reading fanfics again over at fanfiction.net. I've been spending almost all of my free time either reading fics or talking to the authors. I even helped one author realize that ...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

Friends vs. Best Friends

The differences between friends and best friends - FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr....
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:14:00 PST

You should really do these real quick =)

So there are these really cool personality mapping sites. You pick out 5 or 6 things that you think describe you, and another one where you pick out your weaknesses, and then ask your friends to pick ...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:52:00 PST

Quizmania!!

Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Datinghttp://images.blogthings.com/whatsyouridealrelationshi pquiz/serious-dating.jpg" height="100" width="100">You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.But you ...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:42:00 PST

Single's Awareness Day (aka Valentine's Day) thoughts

So, as we all know, today is Valentine's Day, that oh-so-special day when couples get to show how much they care about one another. Whoohoo. Oh the joy. Watch me not celebrate. My question i...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:00 PST

just a couple surveys...

:: HaVe YoU eVeR :: spent the night at a boys house (not related) yeah, of course...for parties and stuff...Kevin's, Mike's, probably Jordan's lied to your best friend I don't think so, but may...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 08:40:00 PST

Thought Fest

So I'm just sitting, here, thinking, writing whatever comes to mind. Writing's such a beautiful thing, a wonderful art. People can write things that they never imagined themselves saying aloud. One of...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:08:00 PST

So you should really fill this out...

If you haven't already, of course.     Your name:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw eachother:Do I smoke:Do I drink...
Posted by *Life is not to fear, life is to enjoy* on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 09:56:00 PST