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Nik ....... and all that jazz

Who the fuck is this Raul guy? ........ Cunt

About Me

Shopping spree for the family tree,
haven't seen your family tree, in quite a while
Too many sandwiches and wine,
sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech
The band arrive, the grannies cry,
the singers tongue's's in the bar maids mouth, what a voice
Grandpa drunk a drop or two
and his head's still stuck down the portaloo, what a man
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts,
the discos late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
And that's just tonight
The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs
The bands too loud, they're off down stairs what a noise
The bride and groom they dance their dance
The singer mimes there's still a chance, the bar maid smiles
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts,
the discos late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
And that's just tonight
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts,
the discos late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
Grandpa drunk a drop or two
and his head's still stuck down the portaloo, what a man
The bride and groom they dance their dance,
the singer mimes there's still a chance tonight
And the bar maid smiles
My name is Nik
I was once a Rock Star
There is probably a rumour going round that i have slept with your girlfriend
This rumour is unlikely to be true, but you will beleive it anyway
I am an unashamed geek
I have a thing for small cute girls, which probably points to issues
I have a soft spot for damsels in distress, and it usually gets me into trouble
I have a tendency to put music before anything else, sometimes my own happiness
I can be selfish, but faults are not easily rectified
I love cheese, but cannot eat it because i am a diva
I make up for this by celebrating my love of cheesy music and TV

My Interests

Music mainly - I love writing, and performing with my band. I also love going to gigs, be it local or signed acts, i just enjoy watching people up on stage doing what they love.
I also love films, and comics, and various stuff too geeky too mention
Rule Number 1 of Geek Club is: You Do Not Talk About Geek Club

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nik
Birthday: 15th April
Birthplace: Oop North ..... Harrogate, where the coffee comes from
Current Location: Luton, for my sins
Eye Color: Dishwater
Hair Color: Brown, used to be blonde?
Height: Over 6 feet, that sounds odder than intended
Right Handed or Left Handed: Cack handed, my mind can't make itself up
Your Heritage: I try not to ask
The Shoes You Wore Today: My trainers - they're starting to fall apart
Your Weakness: Damsels in distress
Your Fears: Having to justify my actions
Your Perfect Pizza: If they can find a way of making on with cheese i can eat ...... that doesn't taste like rubber
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I don't play football
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ;)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I can see! I can see! ................... oh, wait, i just forgot to take my lenses out again
Your Best Physical Feature: My modesty ................... although the rest of me is pretty much perfect too
Your Bedtime: Bed?
Your Most Missed Memory: You didn't think that question through did you
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi from a can, coke from a bottle
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King for burgers, MacDonalds for Fries ........... i think about these things too much
Single or Group Dates: I prefer grapes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton ..... purely for the adverts
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - has to be black, milk is evil
Do you Smoke: Only when Jenna can't see me
Do you Swear: Only when my mouth is open
Do you Sing: Only when i'm not swearing
Do you Shower Daily: Thompson? He's not the athlete he once was, so i'm not getting naked with him
Have you Been in Love: I have issues with the L word
Do you want to go to College: Depends, do i get to be 18 again
Do you want to get Married: Eventually, the postman is taking his time delivering her
Do you belive in yourself: Do you BELIEVE in spelling
Do you get Motion Sickness: I don't get sick, got bored of it
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a god damned Rock Star ........ i don't need to be attractive
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a Diva, its not really about health, just about being awkward
Do you get along with your Parents: Better than they get along with each other, but that isn't hard
Do you like Thunderstorms: Surprisingly so
Do you play an Instrument: I try to let others do that for me
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I don't think so......
In the past month have you Smoked: Don't tell Jenna
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only my own ego
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hmmmmm ..... define Date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: According to the new Arndale uniforms, Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but i want to now
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ditto
In the past month have you been on Stage: A couple of times ......
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not this month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I've had a bath?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A couple of hearts ......
Ever been Drunk: [insert random 'Drunk Nik' story here]
Ever been called a Tease: Today? Not yet ......
Ever been Beaten up: [insert random 'Childhood' story here]
Ever Shoplifted: Not intentionally
How do you want to Die: Suffocated by Brittney Murphy's thighs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm not gonna grow up ................. I'm Peter Pan
What country would you most like to Visit: Petoria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette/Black
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length
Height: Around 5 Feet
Weight: Not fussed, as long as i can pick her up
Best Clothing Style: Hers
Number of Drugs I have taken: It's been a while
Number of CDs I own: Have you been to HMV? My room is worse
Number of Piercings: 3 left
Number of Tattoos: 5 at the mo ..............
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I have no regrets in life, just things i wish i had or hadn't done

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I'd like to meet:


Myself, about 10 years ago
So i can give him a slap and tell him to sort his shit out
So he doesn't end up here

Music:

Impossible to narrow down. I'm a big fan of 'the song' - doesn't matter what genre it is wrapped in, if it sends shivers down my spine then its all good by me

Movies:

Cameron Crowe, John Hughes, Kevin Smith ........ Evrything else is good, just pales in comparison

Television:

I was raised on TV, there are no bad shows ................ well, almost?
Joanie Loves Chachi was a little unbearable

Books:

Terry Goodkind for my geeky 'wizards and warriors' side. Ben Elton for my 'black humour' side.

My Blog

Fold over the top corner, its time to start a new chapter

Eventful week - I've got the last gig with Phonic this weekend, and i got my acceptance to Uni YesterdayI did always promise myself that if i got into Uni i would start a new blogOne that was free of ...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:38:00 PST

Moving forward.... Mummy wow, i'm a big boy now!

One time a thing occured to meWhats real, and whats for sale?Blew a kiss and tried to take it homeIt isn't you, isn't meSearch for things that you can't seeGoing blind, out of reachSomewhere in the va...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:28:00 PST

Band stuff

I don't often fill up this with band crapBut i figured this is one thing that really affects meTaken from the band website04.06.07HeyI'm gonna keep this fairly brief, or at least as brief as i can whi...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:30:00 PST

Abridged too far

On a warm summer's eveOn a train bound for nowhereI met up with the gamblerWe were both too tired to sleepSo we took turns a-starin'Out the window at the darknessThe boredom overtook us, he began to s...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST

Life begins at 40

Post office clerks put up signs saying position closedAnd secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coatsJanitors padlock the gatesFor security guards to patrolAnd bachelors phone up their fri...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

Works both ways

Turn the ugly light off godWanna feel the nightEveryday it shines down on meDon't you think that i seeDon't you think that i see what it's all aboutHard to look the other wayWhile the world passes me ...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

Cookie Moisture......

Never again will I be dishonoredAnd never again will I be remindedOf living within the world of the jadedThey kill inspirationIt's my obligationTo never again, allow this to happenWhere do I begin?The...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

Money Money Monkey

All dressed upNo place to goHey monkey, when you gonna show your face around me?I know all the wrongs and rightsAnd I just want a little light to fall on meHey monkey, where you been?This lonely spira...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

Tangents

Driving through the long nightTrying to figure whos right and whos wrongNow the kid has gone. I sit belted up tight,She sucks on a match light, glowing bronze, steering on.And I might be more of a man...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:46:00 PST

It's been so long since I've seen the ocean...I guess I should

Its been A long December and there's reason to believeMaybe this year will be better than the lastI can't remember the last thing that you said as you were leavingNow the days go by so fastAnd it's on...
Posted by Nik ....... and all that jazz on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST