Phabulous Phonic Paul

Welcome to the home of Lord Letchphuq
Member of Parliament for Sodomy & Lower Feltchingham in the Dutchy of Grand Fenwick.
Founder member of the Marquis Chips and Pork Scratchings Association.
High Commander of Sarcasm & Extreme Stupidity.
Viceroy of Vice & General Perving.
Rock God Tub-Thumper.
Knight Marshall of the Velvet Jacket and Corruptor of Blondes.
Emperor of the Universe (Title Pending).
I am currently drumming in far too many bands ;)
My two covers projects are Scratchplate & The Muddy Funsters.
I also have two new original bands currently writing and rehearsing.
Expect to see them both playing live soon.
I used to be the drummer for Phonic Rapture and we were AWESOME.
Unfortunately the band folded in July 07. Why not drop over to the band profile and see what you missed out on. (Buy a CD while you're there !)
I also seem to have been adopted as the new drummer for The Shmir.
This is great fun, but only occasional, so don't miss out when we play.
I used to play the infamous Roland TD-7 electronic kit, but that died.
So now I have a beautiful PEARL EXR ROCK kit in Prism Purple, with lovely shiny SABIAN AAX cymbals over the top. I use Vic Firth 5B Extreme sticks, coz I break everything else.
I'm driven to the point of obsession, don't put up with second best EVER, control freak (I just don't trust anyone to do the job better than me), Love my football club Liverpool (used to be a half decent winger myself till the blondes and the beer found me), Sci-Fi & Fantasy fanatic, social / anti-social depending on my mood swings, mad as a box of frogs when on a high, miserable as sin when on a low and probably the greatest person you'll ever meet.
Aren't you lucky to have dropped in to see me ;)
If you wanna know more... Read the Blogs.
Remember there are only 3 universal constants :
E=MC2
The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.
I am ALWAYS right.
..My Life has been rated
To quote the BBFC: The R18 category is a special and legally restricted classification primarily for explicit videos of consenting sex between adults. Such videos may be supplied to adults only in licensed sex shops, of which there are currently about 90 in the UK...You are filthy. Congratulations!
Apparently this is how I'm gonna die !
You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful
According to this quiz, I'm kinda screwed up !
You scored as Borderline. Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing injury to their own body. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. Borderlines think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.
This is starting to make me look really bad ;)
You scored as Outsider. You are an outsider. People are frightned of the way you are and think you're crazy, but they couldn't be more wrong.
It get worse !
You are: On the edge of Insanity. Your mind has been pushed to its limit, and you just can't take the stress anymore ! Be careful that you're not pushed completely over the edge...
This week I bring you one of the top 10 rock songs EVER !.