It’s not how you fall, it’s how you get back up |
My dad's favourite saying, that.
On the 19th of February, I started a new job. In a petrol station. It's not saving lives, it's not making millions on the stockmarket floor, but it's earning an honest...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:37:00 GMT |
Its nearly christmas.......yay indeed......... |
Anyone who has ever read all of my blogs will be familiar with my views on christmas. If you haven't, aside from the abundant evidence that you need a brisk slapping round the face with a crustacean, ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:26:00 GMT |
Babies - the true ass-kickers |
A lady I know gave birth yesterday.
Not exactly an unusual thing.
However, this lady, when she had her first scan, was told her baby had shadows on his lungs and probably wouldn't survive full-term.
...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:51:00 GMT |
Fuck you, Reaper |
Why, man, why?
I don't want to climb a mountain, only to stand over the precipice clutching memories to my bosom like a child with a battered toy.
I don't want to feel like someone has stuck a 'kick m...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:56:00 GMT |
Love happens - just not for these idiots |
Did you ever wonder how terrorists, asylum seekers, illegal immigrants and people who write those email scams offering you a percentage of millions for the use of your bank account find love? Then won...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:23:00 GMT |
Mass friends purge! |
I have decided to have a mass purge of bands that don't interest me, and people I never, ever communicate with.The purpose of this is at least partly to try and eliminate all the pointless bulletins I...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:33:00 GMT |
Kids' views on marriage |
I've completely and unashamedly yoinked this from a board I frequent, but I thought I'd be kind enough to share it on here as it's just so funny. And, in many cases, true.
The child was a typical four...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 13:14:00 GMT |
New babies!!! |
It's ok, I didn't have a surprise twin. ;)
In case anyone missed the bulletin, and the new picture on my profile isn't a big enough giveaway, I had my baby on the 27th of April. At 11.21 in the am, to...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 19:43:00 GMT |
Toads - the REAL menace to society!!! |
I read this story on AOL news this morning, and I thought I'd be kind enough to share it with you:
MONSTER TOAD CAPTURED!!!!
Environmentalists dedicated to wiping out a toxic toad species that has kil...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 13:16:00 GMT |
Pregnancy |
I have had enough of being impregnated.
I'm fat, I walk like a penguin with with a digestive disorder and I have the extremities of a hobbit.
Complete strangers tell me I'm massive, rub my belly ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:40:00 GMT |
