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sean

my clothes are dirty, but my hands are clean

About Me

im a simple sort of man. i enjoy cigarettes, beer, billiards, cursing,psychedelic drugs,and of course lots of butt sex. im a tattoo artist by trade, but a malcontent hobo at heart. i will sidestep peoples negative bullshit at all cost,but cause mischief any chance i get. i despise patriotism, authority, narrow-mindedness,football, and long walks on the beach

My Interests

I like to watch elderly women bathe, and I excell at seducing mentally retarded minors.

I'd like to meet:

loud annoying untrustworthy ugly people, preferably with hygiene and intrevenious drug problems. also, violent tendencies a plus any trannies with large cocks that our old counter boy hasn't already been blown by as I wouldn't stoop that low

Music:

elvis costello is king i listen to him while jerking off stalefish while looking at my own ass in the mirror

Movies:

When Thugs Cry was a cinematic masterpiece. Other than that I can't be bothered with anything that isn't amputee porn. I respect them stumpies a lot!

Television:

I watch reruns of Friends and just cry. They all love each other so much!

Books:

Danielle Steele novels. Celestine Prophesies. And what is a family by Dr. Phil.

Heroes:

Ken Kesey Malcom X Larry Flynt