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shortius maximus

There's no way to have a revolution if you stay underground. what the fucks the point of that.

About Me

I can kick pretty high...
I also enjoy waving my middle finger around at everyone i meet
nunzination
Truth:watch this

My Interests

music
art
photography
dancing in my underwear
cider beers
late nights
the ocean
rocking sweet fuckin' boots

I'd like to meet:

surprise me.

Music:

Holly Holightly
Bat for Lashes
The Smiths forever
Built to Spill
Fabienne DelSol
Patti Smith
Black Keys
BJM
stones
Iggy
Ladytron
Kinks
Ramones
Thermals
Neutral Milk Hotel
TV On The Radio
Soft Pipes
Devotchka
Beirut
Fiona
The White Stripes
Interpol
Pixies
Elliot Smith
Nico
Murder City Devils
The Animals
Cat Power
Air
The Who
The Strokes
+ and then some

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums is ultimate
I Battle Royale is brutal, gnar
28 Days Later
House of a Thousand Corpses + Devils Rejects
Eternal Sunshine
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Blow
True Romance
Rushmore
The Crow..shit is goth as hell
Interview With a Vampire
The Virgin Suicides
Girl Interupted
Boondock Saints..yadayadayada

Television:


TV suck but I do watch Lost
I've spent countless hours on you tube.

Books:

The Virgin Suicides

Heroes:


My Blog

hindsights 20/20

I write shit down that people, friends say. These are some noteworthy ones from the past month or two. "haha. you know. the other day I listened to this one song and i yelled 'this makes me wanna have...
Posted by shortius maximus on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:03:00 PST

awesome quotes of the week

this is what inspired me:"you look like you're 12. wait. you are 12. reguardless...you'd make a ton of money in porn."second awesome quote:"if one more person pisses me off, i'm going to burn their mo...
Posted by shortius maximus on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

underwear is over rated.

i'm only stating the facts people. that is all.
Posted by shortius maximus on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:47:00 PST

sweet potatoe with the works at 9:25 p.m.

waking up at 4:00 in the afternoon for no reason is weird.  two cups of coffee, canteloupe and a handful of raisin bran later... my hair looks like it's going to dread soon.im addicted to the int...
Posted by shortius maximus on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 06:39:00 PST

my name is laura.

1.What's your name? Laura.2.Do you like your name? It could be way fucking cooler.3.Do others around you like your name? I guess my parents...?Althought my mom wanted to name me Caitlin, my dad wanted...
Posted by shortius maximus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST