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Handsome Higmo

I knew after that dream I would not grow up to be an ordinary man

About Me

What I know to be true about myself:I dislike Carlos Mencia a lot. I believe he isn't funny and also a racist anyway.I enjoy making poop jokes.I think ultimate frisbee is ultimate fun besides throwing milk out at work.I want to be the poet laureate of New Jersey mostly out of competitive spite but also out of some sort of need to master poetry.I'm a comic book geek. But I also enjoy icecream.The nicest person I ever met is either Lucien or Jon boyd (for different reasons).I work in a photolab.I go through phases of eating food off the ground to being a complete germ freak. Depends on how slutty the food is. ????I am a writer.I used to like the color red.I like root beer in glass bottles.I enjoy Birch beer more.I like music. I like walking. I like listening to music while walking. I run a lot too.I am a movie snob. I am a literature snob.I am a sore loser. I am a sore winner.I use profanities more casually than most people.I like Hi-top shoes.I don't wash my jeans too much. And since I've written this I wash them even less.

My Interests

Bucky O'Hare, Being better at Reggie in Halo 2

I'd like to meet:

Probably me if I weren't me, Vincent Gallo, The guys who inspect your clothes, the kids that make my customized shoes, Ron Jeremy, The man/men that invented Sprite,

Music:

Pink Floyd, The Who, The Kinks, The Beastie Boys, De La Soul, Wu-Tang, A Tribe Called Quest, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, British Sea Power, The Darkness, The Decemberists, Hot Hot Heat, MC5, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam, Greenday, AQUA!, Yes, Rush, David Bowie, Radiohead

Movies:

The Good, the bad, and the ugly,Apocalypse Now, Psycho, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jesus Christ SuperStar, Raising Arizona, Fargo, Mad Max, Buffalo 66, Pulp Fiction, Waking Life, The Search For One Eyed Jimmy, Barton Fink, O Brother Where Art Thou, Taxi Driver, Cape Fear, Citizen Kane, Napoleon Dynamite, The Thing, The Evil Dead series, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Life Aquatic with Steve Sissou, Rushmore, The Royal Tenembaums, Bottle Rocket

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, ATHF, Oz, Deadwood, Rome, Sopranos, The Venture Brothers, The Ren and Stimpy Show

Books:

The Stranger, As I Lay Dying, The Metamorphosis, Lucky Wander Boy, Lord of the Flies, The Plague, Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland

Heroes:

Thick Cliver for saving me in EHT and his father for saving me in Philly, Cody, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Miller, Alex Ross, Reggie for throwing a White Castle Cheeseburger at some uppity tricks. Hunter for standing outside bloody and naked to entertain my sick fantasies, seu jorge, Spiderman but Batman is much better, Vanilla Ice (I shook his hand, yes!), Chef Charles, Eric who conveys the best emotions, Ruben and George the barbers, Tony Jaa for kicking so much ass, Megan for getting every projection screen fixed, Vincent Gallo, Shutdown Sirota, Charlotte of the Caitlin, General Tsos for making delicious chickens, Stevey De., The best waitor ever Fabio

My Blog

sopranos finale

if you didn't like the Sopranos finale then you should read this. I enjoyed it. http://www.comcast.net/entertainment/index.jsp?cat=ENTERTAIN MENT&fn=/2007/06/11/686915.html&cvqh=itn_sopranos...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST

The Long Ride Home

"I gotta jerk off after that conversation." Me "Well I guess I'm going home then." Jon
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

De La Hoya: Afterward

Well the De La Hoya Vs. Mayweather fight is officially over. It was well fought on both sides but De La hoya's nice guy attitude actually lost him the fight. When he saw that Mayweather was going to f...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

oink oink you smoking pigs

Disclaimer: This does not include any and/or all of the Boyd family who i love dearly. Also exempt are both Michael's, Todd, and of course Cody who smokes purely for a role he has been training for on...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:11:00 PST

thank you for NOT smoking

I hate smokers. What a bunch of degenerate losers that seriously don't know the fad has run its course. They might as well go out and buy the pet rock or better yet build a bomb shelter caus...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:00:00 PST

Jellies and jams

"Some girls just need to use lubricant." Me Silence. "Just put some jam up in that bitch." Billy "Thats the worst idea ever." Hayes Silence. "Strawberry!" Billy...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

Fullscreen Vs. Widescreen

Let me tell you something. There is no opinion here. You're wrong. Widescreen is technically better. I can go into many many paragraphs on why but I just need to get this off my chest real quick. You'...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST

De La Hoya

I am having a De La Hoya party on the night that De La Hoya fights Mayweather. If you attended last year when he fought mayorga you will probably remember it as one of the best nights of your life or ...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST

The wild wild west

Do you remember when Will Smith, Big willi, was wildly famous. I was unfortunate enough to have friends that adored his every single. They watched The fresh Prince of Bell Air constantly and they were...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

premarital issues

"What do you think about premarital sex Jon?" Me as I lean in and touch Jon's knee. "Well, its ok... depending." Jon "Depending on what?" I caress his elbow. "Well premarital rape is usually bad." J...
Posted by Handsome Higmo on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST