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Chris Gums

all songs are mad old. Writing starts again dec 15

About Me

A piece of shit on a fence post that just happened to hatch. Conceived amidst crack pipes and keg taps on May 1, 1984. As far as I know god called in sick that day. Some say his eyes are permanently bloodshot from years of getting faded and that red is the only color he can see. He is the king of NewCastle. A well seasoned wine-o and necessary evil in this world of material goods. A scholar of morbid, violent images many consider art. Loved by some hated by the rest, nothing could stop his drunken pursuit of a microphone. Projecting his voice like projectile vomit into the toilet eared youth of today.
I make music. TheBigSensay/Chris Gums: Melodica, Harmonica, BeatBoxer, Emcee.

Check out more music at www.Myspace.com/BrokenProduct

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/29/2005
Band Website: BrokenProduct.com (not up yet)
Band Members: Phil "the Gill": Guitar
Gary Houck: Guitar
Jake Wagner: Bass, Vocals
Matthew Engstrom:Vocals
Dj Nimo: Tables

Recorded Mixed and Mastered @
Audio Organics In Maple Grove, MN
Influences:

Record Label: Broken Product
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Hooligans One Security Zero

To make a long story short.So I hated the bar we played at, the stage was about four feet high and that was cool, but it had a FAT BITCH of an owner that weighed at least 400 lbs. Things were cool unt...
Posted by Chris Gums on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST

Rockin' Out

So after our set at the Annex we stuck around and drank quite a bit. While the last band was playing someone started breakin, so me and a bunch of my friends jumped in and turned it into to quite the ...
Posted by Chris Gums on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 09:23:00 PST