After a long period of concern over his welfare it was discovered that Dave Einstein has been terminally unwell. His owner regretfully decided that the only appropriate and humane course of action was to put him to sleep. To avoid unnecessary distress to all concerned this was swiftly done, and Einstein went to meet his maker, where we hope he will find contentment.
Any remaining affairs relating to Dave Einstein will shortly be transferred to appendix.org.uk.
The artist who once was Dave Einstein is now involved with:
I suggest you go there - you'll like it.