Bureaucracy
Hector Boyardee. I mean, what's up? That name ain't Italian.Otherwise, anyone really. Unless you felt the need to list your yearly income on your profile. Or conform all your beliefs to (and define yourself by) a convenient political dogma. Most crucially, no white people. But I love everybody.
Just music that pitchfork.com tells me is cool to like. And indie rock bands, depending on the degree of emo flop of their hair. I also think these artists are ok (but don't tell anyone): Fishbone, Weapon of Choice, Funkadelic, Blood Sugar, Bad Brains, The Smiths, Mos Def, Soundgarden, Bjork, Ice Cube (esp. pre-1994), David Bowie, Julee Cruise, Primus, Kelis, Marilyn Manson, Dr. Madd Vibe, assorted Mike Patton bands, The Smashing Pumpkins, Prince (older stuff), Secret Chiefs 3, Joi, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Only movies you've never heard of, and ones made by Antonioni. Fellini is too mainstream. I also like to namedrop Kubrick as often as possible so people think I'm very informed on matters of cinema. Beyond that, I can TOLERATE: Vertigo, Blue Velvet, AI Artificial Intelligence, The Night of the Hunter, Rashomon, Persona, Carrie, Phantom of the Paradise, House Party, ET, Nashville, Torque, Taxi Driver, The Wicker Man (1973), Mars Attacks!, Touch of Evil, The Gold Rush, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, LA Story, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (old version), Back to the Future, Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein, Argento's Opera, Babe: Pig in the City
I want to be one of those people who goes around saying, "I don't watch TV." But then I would be both culturally out of touch and a liar. I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Veronica Mars, The Office, Survivor, and Beavis and Butt-head.
I never learned to read. But if I ever did, I feel I would probably like The Resistance: 10 Years of Pop Culture That Shook the World by Armond White, Dune by Frank Herbert, The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin, The Devil's Candy by Julie Salamon, Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke, The Trial by Franz Kafka, and The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
My parents and my god and my dog. And Steven Spielberg.