Ian Breen - A Man Of Class

I am in my early 20s, I play guitar, I also like to programme electronic beats and sequence songs into silly-length epics. I play in a few bands, I work a couple of jobs, I eat very unhealthily and then try to balance it out by eating extremely healthy or just not eating at all. I like alcohol, but not too much of it. I like weed, but I like it too much. I don't like Bob Geldof but I also don't like Mondays. I don't like Bono and I don't like U2, but I do like bands that sound a bit like U2. I have never eaten a banana. I would like to meet Shane Meadows one day, maybe this weekend and just shake his hand. I would like to go out partying more but I can't be bothered right now. I would like to meet Roger Waters but I bet he'd be a proper cunt, but that'd be pretty good. Costanza.