WHAT ARE YOU WRITING DOM!?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dom Mazza
Birthday: 21/06/88
Birthplace: The lad of nod
Current Location: your mums bed, braaap
Eye Color: grey/green
Hair Color: black..but not for long, am going a bit grey..thankfully I a going balledaswell so youwont see the grey! yesssssssss
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty, at birth I think I was a lefty. My mum didn't want me to be persecuted in later life so she had me changed for the better.
Your Heritage: has finally been revealed.
The Shoes You Wore Today: same as I wear everyday
Your Weakness: seconned helping
Your Fears: what the fuck am I going to do with a year of my life
Your Perfect Pizza: and hark, ye shall eat two of every animal.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a day time tv talk show host.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bonsai WOT
Thoughts First Waking Up: argh wheres my arm!
Your Best Physical Feature: definately my cwarp
Your Bedtime: when yohave bernard's watch time need not apply
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones you stole
Pepsi or Coke: new coke baby
MacDonalds or Burger King: THE KING
Single or Group Dates: erm, if I date more than one person at once I get confussed
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: micheal bay
Chocolate or Vanilla: fizzy
Cappuccino or Coffee: they are the same with different types of milk.
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: dagnamit no
Do you Sing: whenever I am alloud
Do you Shower Daily: I have too
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: again, nah 3 years was enough. Jeez what is it with the third degree
Do you want to get Married: yeah to a fit woman
Do you belive in yourself: I am pretty sure I exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: no but if I remain static I can implode
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd shag me
Are you a Health Freak: .........uh hu
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, though I dont speak to my dad as much as I used too.
Do you like Thunderstorms: THUNDERCUNT!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and uke baby! let the dates roll in
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wait....how do you know when the past month was, I mean like when someone isreading this. What if I made this a year ago and since then I went skinny dipping whilst I was smoking some oreos and eating a packet of sushi.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes butnot in the past month
Ever been called a Tease: oh go on then
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a piece of pasta from the asda salad bar
How do you want to Die: in a giant game of mousetrap
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be alive > jack
What country would you most like to Visit: Jupiter
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: fat
Favourite Hair Color: fat
Short or Long Hair: fat
Height: fat as fuck
Weight: fatter than fuck!
Best Clothing Style: fat
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...is this in a boy girl..what is that, its sick, using a person to inject drugs into me....7
Number of CDs I own: fat
Number of Piercings: erm, belly button, so 3
Number of Tattoos: I like to draw on Maz
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not killing you when I had the chance
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