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..My name is Jesse and I am sort of new to Kentucky and I am anxious to meet all new friends and see new places as well as just to be in a different place than what I grew accustomed to. I am originally from Orange County, California and NO I dont miss it. California got to be too hectic and expensive after awhile. I dont miss all the superficial things either! I am half ItaliaNNNNN and half Spanish and as you might be able to tell, I love tattoos. I am a proud father of two beautiful children who reside with their mother. My daughter is four years old and my boy is two years old. I am not a fan of putting my kids pics up, simply as a privacy measure, hence no pics. I consider myself a very artistic person who is compassionate and very much a hopeless romantic. I feel like I used to live in the 50's and 60's, since I absolutely love the music, the old love stories and just the great style. I am very passionate about music, poetry, and simple humanitarian efforts! I love to surround myself with great ambiance and good company. I am looking for more friends to hang out with and mingle! I like to go to Downtown Lexington to some of the nightclubs and nicer restaurants. I go to Saddle Ridge and to the Moon as well as Salottos. I admire someone who goes out of their way to put a smile on another persons face no matter what walk of life they are or how busy one may be. Everyone loves to be acknowledged and heard! Someday we all will need friends! Feel free to hit me up if you want more details! Thanks for visiting and peace out!
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This profile is ribbed for your pleasure. I think horses that ride in trailers are lazy. I'm way more cuddlier than I look. I make 8- track mix tapes for my friends, but they never listen to them. I'm very passionate about your passion. They say that time heals all wounds except wounds that scar. That shit's permanent. Im 50% Italian, 40% Spanish from Spain and 10% Cupcake. I'm a sucker for a nice pair of punchlines. I bite. The family dog was happy once I was finally weaned. I mess with Canada, "alot ay". I can be very spontaneous if given enough forewarning. The Dirty Sanchez was named after my uncle Robert Steven Cappola. I flunked out of mime college for speaking. I was going to be the world's first talking mime. I want to be a chef. I hate cooking, but I have a tall white hat fetish. I am easily the most humble person you will ever meet. I do bikram pilates. I've been described as "saucy" but only by me. I'm a misanthropic sociopath, or is it a sociopathic misanthrope? I forget, and I'm too apathetic to care. I don't believe in myspace - not that I think it won't work, but that I don't think it really exists. My friends say I'm indecisive, but I don't know. I like short lengthy walks on the beach without my collar. I think it's time that the Roger Rabbit, made a comeback. I have the uncanny ability to memorize ahh, oh nevermind, I forgot. I like Tai Chi, and Chai Tea. A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party, and when I came to my senses, the world had taken itself back. I've been described as "disarmingly intelligent" but only by the voices inside my head. I'm a punctual procrastinator. I juggled gas-powered chainsaws, once until that day. Crabs never grow into lobsters! One legged kickboxers, are a touchy subject with me now. I once thought that I think too much, but then I thought otherwise. My hairline concerns me dearly. I'm a chronic insomniac. I have been caught doing the Michael Jackson Thriller at your local bars! 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I have been called many names, which I care not to disclose on this public forum of normality in a weird society. I've been "told" that I "over-use" "air quotation marks." I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not. No one would ever call me politically correct. My favorite saying is "You go girl!" I use it frequently in conversations with myself. The saying I hear the most often is: "That's him officer!" I like animals. No, I love animals. I love them so much, those cute little fuzzy things. I'm afraid of the dark and the light. I think judgemental people are judgemental-ist ish. I try to dig me. I spent 48 hours in county hospital on a bogus 5150 crazy title for being cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. I'm a pretty tolerant person, unless your name happens to be Lactose. I don't get mad. I get mad. Whoops - guess I was wrong. I lowered my cholesterol. I say what other people are thinking. Or maybe I have that backwards. I don't run or walk with scissors, they come to me! It's OK to need reassurance, isn't it? Man what would Chuck Norris do? Someone once called me an idiot, to which I replied "Dad, you're the idiot." Ingrown hairs are the new "IN". My friends say I have a short attention sp... If there was only one thing that I could do, I would wish for more! I once dreamt that I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up, my pillow was gone. I think man made beer to enhance people's features! Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I drip with sarcasm!
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