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Frostilshoshanna

I was raised by dark stallions in a fiery abyss. My black heart was forged in those flames, women ca

About Me

Thousands of years ago the world council convened and decided Achilles sucked. I was given superpowers and instructed to kickass. That's pretty much it.

My Interests

All of them

I'd like to meet:

Probably you if you like to read my blog or will actually message me...

And most likely not you if you're trying to sell me something or do something illegal, a band/store/company/scam that wants free advertising by posting comments on my page, a vapid, self absorbed person, or a drama queen/king. Friendwhores, myspace pimps and otherwise virtual popularity contest participators need not apply. ***I WILL assume you are the latter and NOT ADD you if you don't message me first***

Also, please kindly note my staus set at "In a Relationship" and not "Swinger." This means I will not engage in coitus or any other sexual act with you unless you happen to be that person I am in a relationship with..or a girl with really nice boobs, but if you're the latter you have to be ok with me objectifying and using you.

You CAN'T ADD REQUEST ME. I have my shit set so I don't get fucking spam, but it filters out everything. I WILL ADD YOU, when I damn well feel like it. Complaints about this will immediately make me less inclined to add you.

NO! I don't have aohell messenger bullshit whatever. Let me say that more clearly, NO AIM, yahoo MSN WTFBBQ blah blah blah..., no I don't have them, no I will not get them, no you can't talk me into it. I have limited hardrive space for pr0n as it is, and I have a mac, yes a mac, plus sometimes I'm on this bitch at school. So no, no and no, don't ask, no.

And please, my personal info? Why would I even bother having a handle then?

Other than that, though, I'm nice ^^

Music:


Television:

WTF do people actually even read this shit?

Heroes:

David, Steve Hunt, Samurai Jack, The Beatles, Tyler Durden, Michael Jackson, Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., anyone from Cuba, Toga (from Revolutionary Girl Utena), Black Elk, Rei Ayenami, Janis Jopelin, Jimmy Hendrix, Nikkola Tessla, Gauss, Mozi, Muzashi, Weezer, Hapshephut, Nefertari, Einstein, Napleon Bonaparte', Julius Cesar, Euclid, Darren Aronofski, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Salvador Dali, Michelangelo, Spiderman, Frank Avignale, Robert Frost, George Orwell, C.S. Lewis, Tolkien, Harriet Tubman, George Bernard Shaw, Bruce Lee, Niche'

My Blog

I do not recall

..but maybe you do.I'm going to say since there are no new ideas that this is research and not plagerism.Tell me a story about us. I'll comment back with what really happened ;P
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:17:00 PST

Quit making me nauseated so you can giggle and feel all deep about yourself, its not like whoa

$30 says after I post this a bunch of angry p0theads will think about sending me a nasty message, but never do it because they're so ripped all the time.My neighbors have taken to being weed chimneys ...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:35:00 PST

A boatload of baaaaaah

This coconut is irritating me, but I'll finish it anyway. I've been hacking sick the past few days. I took enough zinc to make me gag and now my nose has stopped running so much. It has been a week, a...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 05:27:00 PST

pirate ship

I think I have regressed, and this is permanent.Recently, I got a new futon mattress. Previously I had been talked into the inner spring variety which I have found is only of value to beginning chirop...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:43:00 PST

when an irresistible force

I wonder what would happen to Gotham if Batman just took a day off. If he just said to himself y'know, everyone says I need a break, it's me time. But I also wonder if, by the same hypothetical specul...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:45:00 PST

superheroine strikes again

OMGoth my spidey sense is detecting massive boredom. I need to rescue something and fast otherwise I'll be attempting to rescue my own sanity....Ok Bitches, I'm fucking bored as hell, entertain me.Bit...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:26:00 PST

From a long time ago

People who have known me throughout the course of my life know how I've changed as a person and how I've stayed the same, while still being able to appreciate me at each stage knowing I am growing int...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:16:00 PST

Since everyone seems to like this story so much

I rarely post my fiction, actually I don't think I ever have on this blog, but then again I can't remember everything I've posted on here offhand. Anyway, everyone I've sent this to seems to think it'...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:36:00 PST

irrepressible update

I'm not going to say it was crackheads, but definitely opportunists. The pontiac broke down, the water pump stopped working which lead to a cascade of events resulting in the head gasket breaking. Thr...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:31:00 PST

The waxing debacle

I shave. I have shaved since I was 13. I would have shaved longer than that, but my parents wouldn't let me. And as the years have gone by I have shaved more and more things *ahem* iykwim...stay away ...
Posted by Frostilshoshanna on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:06:00 PST