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yonatan

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About Me

hi.... i'm your avarage israeli guy:violent, bad temperd, horney, militant mother fucker!!!naaa...kiddin'. studying to be a tour guide in the Holy Hole, with a major in best beer-serving pubs, all you need to know is that you can count on me to give you THE tour of tours!!!! just bring cash and a couple of cute ladyfriends and we're on. Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts Newest / Music / Movies

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hope to meet women mostly,have to be honest about that!!!and I hope that they WON'T be as intelligent as they are busty (IN OTHER WORDS,IF YOU'RE STUPID, AT LEAST HAVE A HUGH PAIR,OK?!) all in all, I hope you figured out that I'm sarcastic and do not intend to guard society from my talent.hope to hear from you in the near future... the sundance jew..P.S.: IF YOU GOT A GAZILLION FRIENDS,PLEASE KEEP ME OFF YOUR LIST.I'D RATHER BE IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO TALK...CHEERS;)

My Blog

Story telling time...again

So....it's been a shit load of time since I wrote anything here...I got lazy, and I'm not really the type to write about anything important. Mostly it's just ramblings without a catharsys...either tha...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:09:00 GMT

Finally....and apt!!!!!!

so here I am, after many moons of blog block (or sheer lazyness), I finally have something that's worth writing about.....I have found an apartment in Tel Aviv!! It wasn't too hard...only two months ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:51:00 GMT

birthday!!!! yup...29!!!

so here i am...29 yrs. old, wondering how I got here...to the last stretch of my third decade on this planet...it's funny that when I actually turn 30 I will be in my 40's, i.e. my fourth decade of li...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 22:17:00 GMT

...I think I'll have the War special, with a side order of positive world opinion

It's easy to fall into a lame and shallow argument of "they started it this time", but I guess some Lebanese guy/girl my age is probably writing the same thing on his myspace blog so I'll respect both...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:50:00 GMT

finally....denmark

just got to copenhagen....it was a long day and i gotta eat something.... its raining a little, but i hop by the time the festival camping opens it'll clear up. will write more later....
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:14:00 GMT

thoughts of israeli morality

during the last week some 18 palestinian civilians were killed during I.D.F. military operations in the Gaza strip. now I am my country's patriot and I do reserve service just the same as everyone, an...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 21:50:00 GMT

flying away this year!!!!!!!

an awsome thing just happened last night, boys and gals!!!  nope, I did not lay Jen anniston...that happened the night before, but I did get confrimation to my going to the Roskilde festival in D...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:14:00 GMT

the long walk

in three and a half months I'll be walking the Israel Trail, an 850 km walk from Dan in the north to the gulf of Eilat, Israels' southmost border. by then i'll have my tourguide license, will hav...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:00:00 GMT

HD saga continues

so.. since it was the weekend there wasnt really anything i could do about it. and so...promptly at 9:00 am, right after night shift i treaded my steps to the shop to confront them over said fuckup/th...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:52:00 GMT

been a while

its been to long since i posted a blog, the reason being that my comp broke down and i took it to a technitian...the store was very polite and after a day or so called me to tell me that the reason th...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 13:16:00 GMT