Dispatches from community college |
Oh city college... On one hand it's glorious. There's cute boys. Lots of people are inappropriately late for class, and no one has their book on the first day (either because they're too b...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:51:00 GMT |
Thinking positively Hannah-style |
So I've gone to a couple temp. agency interviews this week, and both times the interviewer has asked me, "What do you want to do?". Invariably this question makes me freeze up because I have to ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:37:00 GMT |
The light at the end of the tunnel... |
... is a train coming your way (or my way as the case may be). As much as I'ld like to pretend that I'm quoting some famously tortured poet, I'm almost entirely certain that I'm s...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:17:00 GMT |
California is warping my mind |
Maybe it's the residual cannabis smoke in the air, but I've become alarmingly positive and forgiving as of late. I often wear colorful clothing. My walk has slowed to a snail's (or Califor...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:38:00 GMT |
Sobriety: day two |
I've decided to abstain from consuming alcohol this month. I've been making an ass of myself and/or passing out on an alarmingly regular basis. I've also been getting a little chubby, and ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:40:00 GMT |
Adulthood or a reasonable facisimile thereof |
The end is near, I just spent $250 on job interview clothes. That's right, I purchased slacks. Some how I was miraculously able to find a pair that didn't make my ass look gi-normous. I kn...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:42:00 GMT |
Apparently I'm still 13 at heart |
As it turns out, I'm haven't outgrown ridiculous junior-high style crushes, and have developed one on an overhire guy at work. Unfortunately, he's probably only going to be working there for a couple ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:22:00 GMT |
If you're having a bad day |
This mental image might lift your spirits a bit. It is the morning of November 1rst, at a random San Francisco Starbucks filled with respectable looking business people purchasing&...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 16:52:00 GMT |
The mysterious appeal of mentally unstable fake blondes |
Some famous examples: Scarlett Johanson's character in "Match Point", Marilyn Monroe's character in "Some Like it Hot", Marilyn Monroe in real life, Madonna in the 80s, Courtney Love, Nancy Spungen (g...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:16:00 GMT |
If commercials have taught me anything |
Courtesy of El Pollo Loco and the Gap here are some sure-fire tactics to meet men:
1. Go to a sporting event. Purchase some sub-par nachos. Then an sexy latino man will bring yo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:51:00 GMT |
