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juli

What? I'm officially deaf? I knew it.

About Me



I'm liberal and atheist. If you believe in God you bug me. If you think Bush is a good president, I hate you, you are my enemy (not to mention just plain stupid).
AH HA HA HA :)

I'm sick of my myspace. So I got rid of the shitty text and I'll think of something better to write someday.. but don't hold your breath. These animals are absolutely amazing. I've been to southern africa twice and I want to go back.

PEACE LOVE AND SMILES

You are Catwoman Catwoman 90% The Flash 85% Iron Man 85% Robin 85% Wonder Woman 80% Hulk 70% Spider-Man 65% Supergirl 55% Batman 55% Green Lantern 50% Superman 50% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Interests

**Riding my motorcycle (Triumph Bonneville America 800cc, cruiser)

**Vampire hunting **Socializing at dive bars (zombie lounge, ken club, casbah, landlord jims, turf club, cherry bomb, second wind,etc. etc.!) **Drinking good beer like Pliny(O'briens!)**Well, drinking just about anything seems to be the theme these days
**Working out at my boxing gym **Being outdoors **Seeing live bands (I love seeing lots and lots of shows!) **Horses ** Did I mention I love horses? **my old mopar **driving fast

.."left"**Environmental engineering (hydrogen cars, wastewater treatment marshes, etc.)
**FOOD (the non-meat kind)
**Pets


I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH SUCK


Anyone who is pessimistically realistic and sarcastic and feels like they are a misfit... someone who despite how shitty they may see things in the world, can still find a way or a reason to laugh.


T-hoe is one of my nicknames. All I'm going to say is that it has to do with dirt.


THROW RAG!!!
She Dont Want To (She Dont Care)

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I played the washboard once for them onstage at the Casbah. I'm a superstar!!

Aww sea otters holding hands.. you gotta watch this one all they way til the end! :)

Music:


Supersuckers, NOFX, Bad Religion, System of a Down, Nirvana, Gogol Bordello, Dead Kennedys, The Vandals, Nerfherder, Misfits, Descendents, Slayer, Motorhead, Ministry, Black Flag/Henry Rollins, Fugazi, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Social D, No Use for a Name, Pennywise, Guttermouth, Reverend Horton Heat, Depeche Mode, Billy Idol, Dramarama (Anything Anything!), Blondie, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Pixies, White Stripes, The Cult, The Clash, The Cramps, Misfits, Violent Femmes, The Smiths, Prince, Dead Milkmen, The Dwarves, The Replacements, Rise Against, Lucy's Fur Coat, Flogging Molly, The Mice, Throw Rag, Custom Made Scare, Deadbolt, Blind Date, Fortress, Civet, Dragonforce! :), OXBOW
I like a whole lot of different music. I'm easy like Sunday morning. Variety is the spice of life.

You scored as Rocker, Mosher. You're A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


65%

Goth


65%

Skater


55%

Emo


50%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


35%

Trendy


20%

Prepy


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect

Movies:

Pootie Tang! (how could I forget! lol), Dawn of the Dead, Everything is Illuminated, Swingers, Made, Anchorman, Office Space, Zoolander, Old School, Milo & Otis (when I'm sad), lots of horror movies, Halloween, The Fog, Hellraisers, Jacob's Ladder, 28 Days, Napoleon Dynamite, Walk the Line, anything with Johnny Depp, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Blow, Fear and Loathing, the Kill Bills, Slingblade(Billy Bob!!), 40yr old Virgin, So I Married an Axe Murderer, I Heart Huckabees, River's Edge, Blue Velvet, World's Fastest Indian, Motorcycle Diaries, Supersize Me, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, The Matrix, Natural Born Killers, Of Mice and Men, Grease, Purple Rain, Stand by Me, My Own Private Idaho, Stephen King movies that aren't crappy, Pet Sematary, The Shining, Fight Club, Snatch, American History X, Bad Santa, Goonies, I Love You to Death, Raising Arizona, Easy Rider, Run Ronnie Run, True Romance, A Scanner Darkly, Road House, Tombstone, Clay Pigeons, School for Scoundrels, Sin City, 300, Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny, Pan's Labyrinth, The Story of the Weeping Camel...
There was a moment last night... when she was between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman... -Oh, yeah.I tell you what, Pootie. Someday you gonna meet your match in a woman. Someday you gonna meet the Darth Vader of T. and A. Some woman's gonna kick your ass and love you to death... and then you gonna be lying in the Dumpster...done banged to death by the dark side of love. And on that day, Pootie... I'm gonna be there. And I'm gonna make sweet love to you.
Baby, I'm gonna sine your pitty...on the runny...Kine.
Man! Pootie Tang done did it again!

Television:

TV sucks away your life. I start to really hate myself when I spend too much time on the couch. But, I have a DVR now and it's the best! Here's some of my favorite stuff:
IFC, Discovery, Comedy, History, CNN, HBOs
The Henry Rollins Show (on IFC), The Daily Show, Bill Maher, Entourage, So You Think You Can Dance (I love to dance, often by myself!), Conan, SNL, Man vs. Wild, etc....
OLD FAVES: Ren & Stimpy, 21 Jump Street, Wonder Woman

Books:



Seabiscuit!

Seabiscuit (awesome book), I love horror books and have read a plethora of Stephen King books, The Fountainhead, Mark Twain (Letters from Earth), Diet for a New America, Animal Liberation, 1984, Noam Chomsky, I am Legend (rad vampire book), Kurt Vonnegut, Albert Camus, Blag Dahlia...

What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.

Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?

Heroes:

BARBARO
Racehorses
sane people
Tyson the skating bulldog!
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adopt your own virtual pet!
What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!HA HA THIS IS FUNNY!! It's like I have a mullet or something (uh hem, never had one of those :) ). Check out the riotous www.mulletsgalore.com!!
Your Love Style is Eros
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?
You Are A Blueberry Martini
You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often.
You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail.
You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country.
Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality. What Flavor Martini Are You? Aquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
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Which Typical Anti-Hero Are You?
Demon
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Finish The Sentence Survey
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My ex... is smokin hot!!
Maybe I should... stop filling out these stupid quizzes.
I love... my secret crush.
People would say that i'm... silly.
I don't understand... why people believe in scientology.
When i wake up in the morning... I think, o no, not again. Please god let me go back to sleep!
I lost... my camera cord.
Life is full of... fucked up shit..
My past is... past, but often remembered.
I get annoyed when... I have to work.
Parties are... fun if you have someone to flirt with.
I wish... I didn't have to work.
Dogs... are awesome. I wish I had one.
Cats... Awww, Pootie and Dozer.
Tomorrow... Why do today what you can do tomorrow?
I have low tolerance... for right wing christians.
If I had a million dollars... I'd have a lot of fun.
I'm totally terrified... of losing all my teeth.
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My Blog

the short bus and my ears... and possibly sprouts

I used to swear at my sisters (half sisters) when they told me I rode the short bus to preschool and kindergarten.  They were so full of shit.  But now I'm wondering if I had blocked it out ...
Posted by juli on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST

Salt Lake City Lyrics

Was just listening to my ipod and this song by the Dwarves came up.  This song is funny to me on so many levels.  Laughing my ass off (Yes, I spelled it out!).SALT LAKE CITY There isn't anyt...
Posted by juli on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:09:00 PST

Do I have a face a mother could love?

Apparently NOT!  My mom's such a bitch.  Haven't talked to her since May.
Posted by juli on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:55:00 PST

Chuck Palahniuk is the man.

"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addictio...
Posted by juli on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

list of things i hate

Because it feels so good to hate I'm making this ongoing list of things I hate.  Feel free to add to it, it'll be fun!THINGS I HATEthe fact that it feels good to hate (ok, just kidding)using the ...
Posted by juli on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:15:00 PST

The Ethical Atheist

http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/quotes.htmlEthical Atheist QUOTES PAGE (There are many great atheist quotes sites out there. See the Links page.  These are just some of our favorites.) "Whe...
Posted by juli on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

Old myspace stuff

OK OK OK. I know this shit is old. But I just don't feel like updating it right now.  And I don't know when I will. [I will never feel like updating it!]  I don't like to spend too much time...
Posted by juli on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:06:00 PST

Really good healthy crunchy website

www.onehealthyvice.comThat's right!(Thanks Daron!)
Posted by juli on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST

Pleease don't touch. I shake so much!

Don't you touch me baby cuz I'm shakin so much.Don't you touch me baby cuz I'm shakin so much.Pleeease don't touch. I shake so much!This Motorhead song came on my ipod and it brought back good memorie...
Posted by juli on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

There is nothing worse than meat slop in your burrito!!

GROSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!I think I'm going to go hurl now.Another place off the list!!
Posted by juli on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST