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jeff monety

and along comes sexy mrs. dash

About Me

i whine a lot and am prone to setting fires in people's kitchens.

My Interests

kittens. at one time i enjoyed writing, but it scares me now. i like meeting and talking to people that are equally apathetic toward just about everything. i have a secret desire to start a band and annoy the living hades out of any audience that is unfortunate enough to come watch.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

velvet underground, my bloody valentine, beatles, jesus and mary chain, spiritualized, pavement, david bowie, stooges, clash, buzzcocks, pixies, bob dylan, billie holiday, johnny cash, super furry animals, pulp, wilco, belle and sebastian, hank williams, duke ellington, mf doom, deerhoof, dean martin, lightning bolt, ghostface, exloding hearts, miles davis, flaming lips, daft punk, ennio morricone, timbaland, bjork, jon brion, animal collective, devendra banhart, liars, charles mingus, os mutantes, spoon, kraftwerk, fall, xiu xiu, phil spector, frank sinatra, sigur ros, new pornographers, british sea power, kinks, interpol, john coltrane, talking heads, elliott smith, books, basement jaxx, divine comedy, woody guthrie, caetano veloso, tribe called quest, wu-tang, bernard herrmann, tom waits, sonic youth, slits, t. rex, al green, matt sharp, sly and the family stone, television, dismemberment plan, blood brothers, wire, prefuse 73, shins, mclusky, radiohead, fugazi, avalanches, gal costa, can, gilberto gil, destroyer, france gall, boards of canada, silver jews.

Movies:

classics and zombies are all i need.

Television:

simpsons seinfeld the office (bbc) curb your enthusiasm cosby show arrested development all in the family munsters project runway walker motherfucking texas ranger what not to wear lost boston legal i've also been known to not ignore full house when it comes on

Books:

joyce morrison beckett melville pynchon nabokov hemingway heller jeff love books very much.

Heroes:

the man who created freedom fries. now i can eat without feeling ashamed for supporting the french.

My Blog

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I remember 12, 11, 13, 14...That is to say my mind doesPerhaps my memory onlyBrown hair grey eyesGreen...perhaps I am mistakenShe was/is quite different fromBlonde hair blue eyesThat is to say that sh...
Posted by jeff monety on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:01:00 PST

xanga

shout it from the rooftops and mountain sides, i have a xanga. tell everyone and their mothers (especially the mothers). http://www.xanga.com/go_deutschland_go...
Posted by jeff monety on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:45:00 PST

why is june so great?

insects? chlorine pools? no. watching soccer every damn day. bless you world cup. bless you.
Posted by jeff monety on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

mind of mencia

screw this untalented hack. oh boy, terrible jokes revolving around tired social stereotypes. i need this guy like i need a shot in the foot. worst of all, he "says what we're all thinking." show me&n...
Posted by jeff monety on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

ring

everyone has a cell phone down here. get out of class...pick up the cell phone. in class...send a text message. sitting next to a stranger on the bus...call someone on the cell phone. "oh that's cool....
Posted by jeff monety on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:56:00 PST