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***Jaclyn***

20-(something) AND FABULOUS!!

About Me


J Juicy
A Ambitious
C Catlike
L Luscious
Y Yummy
N Nympho
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From Go-Quiz.comGreen Lantern 80% The Flash 75% Catwoman 75% Iron Man 75% Spider-Man 65% Hulk 60% Robin 57% Batman 50% Superman 40% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
You Are a Little Scary
Your Birth Month is November
Your Life Path Number is 5
Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.
You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.
You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.
You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.
In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long.
You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.
Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.
You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused. What Is Your Life Path Number?
You Are 43% Indie
You're pretty indie, but you don't make a fuss letting everyone know.
You just do what you like. You enjoy many types of things - from trendy to bizarre. How Indie Are You?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are 92% Control Freak
You are a total control freak, yet you often feel out of control.
If your life isn't "perfect" - it really gets you down.... more than it should! Are You A Control Freak?
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Never Date a Scorpio
Jealous, paranoid, and possessive - deep down, your Scorpio will never trust you.
And even if you are very trust worthy person, Scorpio's paranoia may drive you to act out.
Instead try dating: Aries, Gemini, Libra, or Sagittarius What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

My Interests

Photography, doing things with my hands...making nothing into something beautiful :) Playing with my new baby Chihuahua, "Tank" and playing with my kitty...my CAT, you perverts! :) Who, by the way, very much resembles the cats that follow:"Max" is a fat, lazy BIG bitch that likes to bite your ankles!! Go ahead, laugh. I dare you to come to my house and walk around with no shoes on!! Then we'll see who's laughing!I used to work at Coyote Ugly Saloon, Tampa, and our favorite saying was,Ha! Ha! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE GUYS IN TIGHT PANTS, I THINK THAT'S SOO HOT!

I'd like to meet:

My husband to be (or not to be??), my Dad's father... :( My family in Italy,
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Music:

Anything and everything except gangsta-CRAP, I mean rap. I love rock-n-roll, techno, break beats, house, country, blues, hip hop, & I've even been known to listen to pop, but only because I want to be Britney. (Well, beFORE she got preggers by K-Fed--she's just nasty now!) Aerosmith, Fuel, the Toadies, Harry Connick JR, The Dixie Chicks, KEITH URBAN!!!! RASCAL FLATTS!!!! (OMG--I'D DIE TO SEE THEM!) Johnny Lang is AMAZING!! fuck Tiesto--he's annoying. Panic at the Disco, Buckcherry, Seether, Disturbed, 30 Seconds to Mars, Metallica, Ozzy, Bon Jovi, you get the picture. Madonna (of course), Cher, absolutely CAN'T STAND PRINCE! AAnnnnnndddddd----Michael Jackson needs to be locked up in a women's prison so he doesn't molest any more boys!

Movies:

Comedies are definitely what I lean towards when I go see a movie. Scary movies scare me way too much, so I'll usually have to be escorted to my car by a buddy after it's over so the boogy-man doesn't get me! I just watched Fun W/ Dick & Jane, & it was pretty funny. Absolutely loved Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty! Jennifer Anniston had her career best performance in DeRailed--I'm not a big fan of her in movies, but she blew me away--if you've not seen it yet, rent it--it's great! Talk about a twist--!! All the "Scary Movies", EXCEPT the newest one with Shaq~~it's terrible. I didn't laugh the entire last hour. Big let down.

Television:

Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Nip/Tuck, FAMILY GUY, SOUTH PARK :) Seinfeld, CSI Miami, The REAL WORLD KEY WEST BECAUSE I LIVED IN KEY WEST FOR 2 YRS, & WHILE THEY WERE FILMING :) Days of Our Lives, Prison Break, 24, Aqua Teen Hunger Force...basically, all of your adult cartoons!

Books:

I'm old, and I don't care what all of you think, I still love Gone With The Wind, and Scarlett!! The wildest love story ever written...

Heroes:

My dad, for passing his strong will (stubbornness:) on to me, and always supporting me even though everyone else told me I was wrong...he's the reason I'm here. He told me to follow my heart, & it led me to Florida...My Grandpa, for fighting in WWII, & Vietnam...for keeping the one thing I wasn't even alive to fight for~~our freedom... for being the only grandpa I've ever known, (my father's dad passed away when I was 2) & for making up for not having 2 grandpas... for teaching me to share everything & help everyone you can... and for teaching me to love the ONLY way...give everything, expect nothing except that awesome feeling you feel knowing you made someone you care about smile :)

My Blog

New Job...Again.

 WARNING!  IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GIRL'S COMPLAINING, READ NO FURTHER!  IF YOU CAN, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!  You've been warned!.........   So today i start my new job...another...
Posted by ***Jaclyn*** on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST

To the beach I go!!

Today, I 've decided to take the day off from life, and just go relax at the beach...just me, my book, my volleyball, and my only goal for the day: to do absolutely NOTHING productive!! : Do you know...
Posted by ***Jaclyn*** on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:02:00 PST

Say Hello to Ms. Asst. Manager!!! Woo HOO!!!!

Ok, so I FINALLY quit Coyote Ugly! (Hooray for me!)  I was so sick of having to get on a freakin' bar every night and show off myself to make money...I mean, seriously, I might as well have just ...
Posted by ***Jaclyn*** on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:35:00 PST

Does anyone really ever get used to the snowy-cold??!

I'm at home in Pennsylvania for the next 2 weeks, and wouldn't you know it, the day after I get here the warm weather stops and the snow-blowing begins! It's actually very pretty... And on top of that...
Posted by ***Jaclyn*** on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:45:00 PST

going home :)

I'm going home to Pennsylvania on the 4th and can't wait to see everyone! (and maybe even some snow if I'm lucky!) and...my cat came back!  VERY happy about that!
Posted by ***Jaclyn*** on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:26:00 PST