"This is the new jack Mercer."
- quoted by Bill NewbranderGreg Mercer - The One, The Only,
The Incomparable.
The name's Greg, but many people call me "Mercer." I am a very eccentric person. Most of the time I'm quiet and take in my surroundings. Sometimes I take the surroundings and make them my bitch. I like to make quirky signs and wear bizarre costumes and clothes to get my point across. You may not know who I am, but by the end of the night, you're going to know of me. If I enjoy what you have to offer, I'll be your biggest fan.
I don't lie. Ask me a question about myself, and I'll give you a straight answer.
I go on random trips to various places that I deem to be fun and exciting. If you join me, I will go to great lengths to make sure it's a great experience. I am what you would call "cautiously spontaneous." If there's one thing you can be sure about me, it's that if I want to do something badly enough, I will do it no matter how insane the idea is.
I am by no means cocky or conceited; do not mistake my quietness for this. I am calculated, analytical, and am a perfectionist. If you take the time to get to know me, you will discover these things and more.
I am very musically oriented. Many times you will see me off in my own little world when listening to music. I enjoy singing, and at this point in my life I think being in a band would be a great experience. I've been asked to sing on stage with a great local band named Master Mo on several occasions.
"Whoa...your foot made my nipple hard!" - LB
"Yeah! Go my foot!" - Me
"Separately, we're two 150 pound scrawny guys...but combined, we're a 300 pound fat-ass." - Mike , 6/15/06
"i've never seen somebody who commands myspace such as u mercer boy.....u are truly a diehard myspacer." - J-Mart
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