Rosie O'Donnell or Chris Sabo if I had to narrow it down to two. Then maybe Jesus or Big Baby Jesus if the real one's unavailable.
Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Rage Against the Machine, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, James Brown, Nas, Bruce Springsteen, Van Morrison, Sigur Ros, Jeff Buckley, Rollins Band, If Buddha Made Porn, Tool, Sigur Ros, The Hold Steady, Cold War Kids
Dumb & Dumber, Requiem for a Dream, Good Will Hunting, Rebel Without a Cause, On the Waterfront, Braveheart, Garden State, Desperado, Legends of the Fall, Collateral, Pulp Fiction
Arrested Development, The Office, Dog the Bounty Hunter
On the Road, If on a Winter's Night a Traveller, Heart of Darkness, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Tao of Pooh, The Canzoniere