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David

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I love playing board games. I actually won my second grade Connect Four championship; beating Melissa Putney in quite humiliating fashion I might add. She graduated salutatorian and I’m still playing Connect Four…with second graders....damn…Anyway, do you know what game I suck at the most? Monopoly. I’ve never won…ever. And I feel as if that’s really a metaphor for life. So, if you suck at monopoly, you’re kinda miserable at adulthood.But there are games I’m great at. You know what I’m great at? Trivial Pursuit. But, what good is that going to do you in life? I mean, it has the word Trivial in the name.

My Interests

if you suggest it i'll do it most likely. As long as it doesn't entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep.

I'd like to meet:

people who are fans of hilarity and have similar music and movie tastes...

Music:

I listen to a lot, but here's a little sample: clap your hands say yeah, interpol, pixies, decemberists, the shins, the stars, GBV, Ok Go, Rogue Wave, French Kicks, Phoenix, Nationals, Spoon, Shout Out Louds, Wolf Parade, Arctic Monkeys, She Wants Revenge, R2J2, Explosions in the sky, the 88, kings of convenience, the darkness, the new pornographers, the cure, pinback, arcade fire, ac newman, gorillaz, scissor sisters, the thrills, neil young, the kinks, bad company, the band, blondie, dylan, the cars, tons of 80's hair bands, the clash, CCR, dandy warhols, bowie, donovan, the faces, stones, jackson browne, kenny loggins, patti smith, the police, the pretenders, ramones, velvet underground, etc.

Movies:

I've seen more movies than anyone I've ever met, heres a couple I like: Fletch, Better Off Dead, Evil Dead series, Bottle Rocket, Princess Bride, High Fidelity, American Beauty, Caddyshack, Strange Brew, Thank You For Smoking, Hudson Hawk, Trainspotting, True Romance, Dirty Work, Total Recall, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, LOTR, Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, Chinatown, Sin City, The Incredibles, The Sting, Aliens, Back to the Future, GhostBusters, Fight Club, Big Fish, etc.

Television:

Daily Show, Arrested Development, The Office (UK), Extras, Entourage, Seinfeld, Colbert Report, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, I hate hate hate Buffy the Vampire Slayer most likely due to my roommates infatuation with it

Books:

Catch 22, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Slaughter House 5, Breakfast of Champions, SeinLanguage, etc. Charles Bukowski

Heroes:

Jukebox types, and Chuck fucking Norris