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Tara, not so Incognito

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tara
Birthday: December 27
Birthplace: Iowa
Current Location: Hell
Eye Color: Doodoo Brown
Hair Color: Purple
Height: 5'6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: yes
Your Heritage: just a mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: purple chucks
Your Weakness: Purple things
Your Fears: cows
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my knee fixed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hows it going
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck do I really have to get up?
Your Best Physical Feature: my boobs
Your Bedtime: whenever I get tierd enough to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't miss my memories they are all right here
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sonic
Single or Group Dates: Dates? what are those?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ICK
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: EEEWW
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: For Fuck sack, do you think I'm a Zfucking sailor?
Do you Sing: in the shower and my nieghbors don't apreciate it
Do you Shower Daily: I shower once a month wether I need it or not
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I am in college
Do you want to get Married: Again?
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't would I disappear?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: only when I'm drunk
Are you a Health Freak: I live on Dr. Pepper and Mc Donalds what do you think?
Do you get along with your Parents: Ma hates me das dead
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, unless I am camping
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I think I went a day sober once
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked a ham and boy was it hard to get it lit
In the past month have you been on Drugs: mmmm vicodin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: again what are these dates in these questions?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i don't like oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the worlds a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: I got dumped into bed one drunken night?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Maybe :D
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal all the guys hearts, lmao
Ever been Drunk: do fish swim?
Ever been called a Tease: me? a tease? hahahahahahaha
Ever been Beaten up: only in Halo
Ever Shoplifted: when I was a little kid I stole some candy
How do you want to Die: die? I'm not going to die, I'm too mean for that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm gonna be a Toys R Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any, but one needs to be glass
Favourite Hair Color: Blue
Short or Long Hair: short on the sides long on top
Height: taller than me
Weight: not too big but not too small
Best Clothing Style: style? since when do guys who like girld have style?
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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My Interests

Dallas Stars, Liverpool FC, Minnesoda Vikings, Mohawk Andy, World of Warcraft, Camping, Drinking, Drumming, going to shows... and Pirates

I'd like to meet:

Steven Gerrard, Mike Modano, Robin Williams, Alan Rickman

Music:

Jimmy Buffett, Flametrick Subs, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Necromantix, Three Bad Jacks, The Real McKenzies, Total chaos, Koffin Kats, Hudson Flacons, Mad Sin, Social Distortion, Horrorpops, The Tossers, and many more.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Orgasmo, Cannible the musical, Anythign Troma, Anything Mel Brooks, Monty Python Pirates of the Carribean.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Father Ted, My Hero, Coupling, CSI, Jerry Springer, the Weather Channel, Family Guy, Simpsons, Dallas Stars Hockey

Books:

Hop on Pop by Dr. Seuss

Heroes:

The Greatest American Hero

My Blog

Installing Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and noticed a distinct slow down in overall systemperformance - particularly in theflower and jewellery applicatio...
Posted by Tara, not so Incognito on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:25:00 PST

Little Green Snake

Little Green Snake During a cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of her potted plants into her home to protect them from freezing.  As it turned out, a little green snake was hidden in one of ...
Posted by Tara, not so Incognito on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:34:00 PST

A begining to my poem

Monday morning and I lie aloneAwakened from my crystalline dream,Into a dawn of eternal darknessWhere faith and hope are no more.
Posted by Tara, not so Incognito on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:02:00 PST