"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." ~Terry Pratchett
One of Nature's prototypes: too fucked up to reproduce, too unique to destroy. A horrific miasma of freaky pervert, religious hermit, faithless hack, sudo-intellectual under-educated git, Limpy the WonderShuffle and heteroflexible Braveheart reject.
I am the Fat Jesus. I am the Truth and the Light. Now gimme a cookie.
