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Klever

Fail harder. Succeed easier.

About Me


Age before beauty.

My Interests

This and that.

I'd like to meet:


Someone who will eat a Bomb Pop with me, slip into a grade school nostalgia over "ice cream Wednesday" with me, and laugh at blue-stained post-popsicle lips with me.

Music:



Heroes:

I only associate myself with heroes.

My Blog

YAY A GAY SURVEY!

1. You're in the hospital, who on your top 8 comes to visit you?Weeeell, I haven't got a Top 8, but I would say that Annabel, Jessica, Pamela, and Tim would come visit me. 2. If alcohol were banned, w...
Posted by Klever on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:03:00 PST

Best e-mail this week.

Simply said: "Hello spaghettiforkget a MASSIVE penis today"Should I write back? I'm kinda interested in getting a bigger penis. I dunno. Mine just doesn't seem big enough.
Posted by Klever on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:17:00 PST

Adventures of Back To School

Back in school. Mt. SAC. 12 units. Transfer/AS.Anatomy.Speech.Child Development (hopefully).Yoga (let's hope). Feels like a high school. Cliques. Bimbos. Wanksters.Pomona suckers.Alaskan deaf people. ...
Posted by Klever on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:26:00 PST

Mix-and-Match Mix

Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match, enjoy. Mix, match...
Posted by Klever on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:09:00 PST

I love California.

A bunch of good memories of my California days. Dad fishing in Laguna.Jessiquita eating Jose's at the park in La Jolla.Some fag, same beach. Momma Bear and the Chilean Sea Bass driving us babies to Hu...
Posted by Klever on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST

Spring Break! Woo! Tits! Booze! Salmon!

Spring Break is usually down South of the Border, where the sand is toasty and the buns are burnt. Where the fashion and the breasts are flashy. Where booze flows as freely as the women. Where collegi...
Posted by Klever on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST