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Thomas [as seen on tv]

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About Me

I am Thomas [as seen on tv].
I am from Atascadero and Joshua Tree
I go to Cuesta College.
I'm a professional Partier
nonprofessional Myspace Legend
estute Concert Producer
and an unlicensed smuggler.
Class of 007 bitches.
Haha we rock.
I have lots of great friends, and if you're a friend then feel free to add me because this is Myspace. And it's amazing.
Well all my other stuff to describe me would be found in the other areas of this page so I'm practically rambling on in this section.
But in my other sections I do fail to mention my attitude.
I'm a calm and cool individual.
I'm relaxed in most situations, especially around friends.
I like to think that I'm nice.
I admit that I criticize people. But that's healthy for them. It's a compliment with a punch.
I'm pretty proud to say that I have no enemies.
I don't get depressed or have mood swings. To me that's a plus, which explains why I hang around myself so much.
...If you laughed at that, thank you. I like to be funny.
Chivalry and Honor are not dead.
Every day above ground is a good one.
Fuck Bush

My Interests



I love the beach, just not the beaches around here.
drawing
swimming
soccer
history
music
and parties.

I'll probably be a history teacher around the year 2334. History, camping, promoting, and stories are the only things I'm really good at. That and comedy.

I'd like to meet:

Santa Marley
Robert DuVall
Johnny Depp
And you...unless you're a child molester.

Music:

Local Bands--they are the best bands out there
Reggae, rock, old gangsta rap, techno.
i don't really like specific artists, just songs
and fuck Reggaeton

Criticnue
Axia
Siko
Romeo and the Juliets
Still Time
Troppo
DC Hotel/Dub Robot

Movies:



Television:

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History Channel
Comedy Central
AMC
National Geographic Channel
Discovery Channel
Animal Planet
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Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
TV is bad for you. don't get your head stuck in it.

Books:

War of the Worlds, Time Machine, The Journeyer, the Illiad, the Constitution.

Heroes:

Since Kat wants to be on the top of the list I just have to say: Kat, you fucking bitch, you're my hero. even though you don't even have a myspace anymore. that makes you more of a bitch. and more my hero.
Amber =>>>]
bryan
eric
dustin
josh
caleb
josh
travis
ronnie
cole
brandon
Travis Warren
Heath Seager
dave
pete
robby
jen
hayley
lindsey
kathrine
renee
cousin angie
Ms Deluca
dad
mom
Critincue
Axia
DC Hotel
Siko
Troppo
Rain Fur Rent
brian
Dane Cook
anthony
eric
krista
leo
dana
sarah
jen
Dusty Rhoads
chris
ben
tara
kelly
carrie
danielle
robert
joey
wyatt
geri
erin
jillian
manda
scott
steven
danielle
jonny
neal
paul
blake
ricky
billy
crystal
aaron
eric
cloe
paul
nathan
ana
mary
kristi
trevor
nicole
travis
brandie
nate
max
zoey
denim
brett
mike
brandon
bibbles
steph
trevor
tara
brandon
kevin
sylvia
jake
lynzie
jaime
angela
vanessa
sam
Natalie
devon
codie
bonnie
alex
ali
whitney
anthony
skyler
dena
Big Mountain
Willy Nelson
james
sean
brian
allison
troy
angela
eric
nicole
steve hunt
shawn
justin
heather
rupert
nina
katelyn
desire
shay
andrew
cole
Kiss n You
denise
dylan
chris
harmony
megan
kristin
megan
nygel
gabby
sara
christy
mike
katrina
grant
dj
landon
billy
brandon
macy
tessa
janae
dan
mikaela
jordan
cory
lisa
kelly
jory
erik
kenny
terry
will
chris t
catalina
kathryn
debbie
cody
jordi
clint
cousin clinton
josh
emily
matt
doug
shaw
gerald
chris p
Ziggy Marley
molly
isabelle
caleb
yessenia
holland
sam
bryan
blake
Resination
Ms Williams
sebi
danielle
kellen w
tracey
Glider
sergio
steve
cayce
chris p
joe
amanda
scarlet
stefani
eric
nicole
larissa
jill
wendy
veronica
amanda
scotty
tomasa
Arlo Guthrie
austin
jamie
Blind Melon
chad
margie
sean
toma
janine gwen
lina
garrett
craig
caitlin
fazio
ashley
carmen
jessica
drew
skyler
joey
Romeo and the juliets
scotty b
AJ
lisa
rebecca
brenja
sarah
stephen
thea
garrett
chad
ephraim
paul
rose
madolyn
cathryn
thomas
Silent are the Dead
alex
mathilde
blake
jeremiah
kelsey
rianna
eli
nicole
tyler
nicole
Slick Bishop
danielle
razz
cousin frank

My Blog

Culture, please?

Oh shit here I am writing another blog. I hope this ends well; it probably won't. But this time I have a point and I know what it is right away and this is probably why you should read it.   Doe...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:10:00 PST

Mexicanish Mexicans from Mexico.

     I have an idea about illegal immigration: get over it. Its their border too. Im not going to talk about how much President Fox sucks for his economic plan of sending the homel...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:15:00 PST

A Little bit about Fox News and the epic of The Cheney!

So it's been 8 months since I posted a blog, and I'd just like to mention that it's also been a year since the conflicts with North Korea and Kent Lay dying (even though I believe he's not dead) and t...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

A New Age

     Well I've waited until now. Only a few hours before I began writing this, Webb was declared the new senator of Virginia. This tilted the balance to 51 Dems, 49 GOPs. If there ...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST

911 x 5 = 4555

     In August of 2001, the Bush administration received a clear warning from our intelligence sources that Osama Bin Laden was planning on attacking America inside our borders. On...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

My Dream (August 22)

I had a dream the other night. Tila Tequila gave me a treasure map. and me and a couple british explorer dudes set out in jeeps all across Africa. they were all calling me master, and i thought that w...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:14:00 PST

World War 3, as spoken in a sexual manner.

     I turned on the TV. Just the other day, I was flushing through all of the news channels, I usually watch CNN, but I decided to turn on Americas Rumor Mill: Fox News. Now, I on...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:38:00 PST

The Campout

We sat around the fire and played all night long until we were shut down. then we went to the beach the next morning The stairs were broken but this nice guy held them up for us so we could get do...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST

Meet Michael

Ok, first and foremost, I used to think Michael Jackson was a creepy child molester&and who could argue with that? But now I have changed my mind, and I believe that Michael Jackson DID NOT moles...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:20:00 PST

Kids in Atown are fat.

You freaky kids in A-town dont know what its like do be isolated. If you live where I live, you have a neighbor footsteps away. If you live in the mountains, yours is right down the hill. But in the d...
Posted by Thomas [as seen on tv] on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:39:00 PST