phat salbert - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i have a staring problem.

My Interests

bindzzzzzzzzzz, and cereal, particularly monopoly cereal

I'd like to meet:

THE ENTIRE (CRAIG) RUBIN FAMILY. Frere Jacques, people in Portland, and please, more kids who are really good at taking lots of pictures of themselves.

Music:

there are only two things that i smoke a punk ass nigga and a pipe fulla indo.

Movies:

Anything Neal Isreal.

Heroes:

i want to be involved in the online community.

My Blog

no sleep till tombstone

curse you speed douche!
Posted by phat salbert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tick tick tick

There are only two types of mammals on earth that don't get arthritis. Those two animals are bats and sloths, both of whom are habitual upside-down-hangers. Interesting. I like to hang upside down,...
Posted by phat salbert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

let me in.

right about now, now meaning 10:23 p.m. April 16, 2004, the 1929 of my heart, the one, the only.... = + = what i'm trying to tell you is... okay, i'll just come straight ou...
Posted by phat salbert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK YEA!!!

on thanksgiving i will: *eat lasagna *stay on the internet all day *probably drive chris somewhere cool *be really thankful (mostly cause i'm not craig) HAPPY CRAIG'S THE BITCH OF THE FAMILY...
Posted by phat salbert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST