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Schadenfreude

meeksforpresident2016

About Me

God gave me fists for a reason.

My Interests

Rest stops and animal porn.

Heroes:

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

My Blog

Vote

Just fucking vote.
Posted by Schadenfreude on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

This is unacceptable

Why is no one awake and eager to talk with me. It's Sunday tomorrow. SUNDAY. What're you assholes doing, going to church or something?
Posted by Schadenfreude on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:35:00 PST

I am behind the times

If I have two kids, I want to name them December and Seven. However, this would undoubtedly (and justifiably) lead people to believe that I am some sort of bizarre Pearl Harbor fetishist. What an unfo...
Posted by Schadenfreude on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:15:00 PST

X-men 3

:(
Posted by Schadenfreude on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:48:00 PST

A request

Please stop saying "lates" to me. Please. In return I promise I'll stop saying "toodles". Also, no more Cri-du-chat Syndrome jokes. Scout's honor.
Posted by Schadenfreude on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST

boredboredboredboredbored

Someone please call me! I'm so fucking bored. Bored bore dbored. I'll even go out to fucking McMenamins, where they hate us. WHERE HAVE ALL MY FRIENDS GONE, GOD??
Posted by Schadenfreude on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:35:00 PST

I'm calling Shenanigans!

A birthday tale I forgot to share with everyone. So Thursday morning I met Emily and Will at the mall, and we went to the movies (their treat for my 24th). We went to the 11:00 showing so I could get ...
Posted by Schadenfreude on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST

I'm sinking pretty low now

I'm bored beyond measure since I don't have to work till 3. Here's a survey, and it's a pretty bad one. Enjoy (if you're a mongoloid)! 1. Do you start the water and then get in or get in and start th...
Posted by Schadenfreude on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST

More dark confessions

Ok, I need to come about about something. Emily and I ... ... ... play bridge! And fiendishly at that. Please don't tell. It's bursting with dorkdom and overwhelmingly socially suicidal, but damnit...
Posted by Schadenfreude on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:17:00 PST

Moreover

I was never a huge fan of Bareback Mountain, but... CRASH?! Crash was the most contrived, pretentious, poorly-acted drivel I've ever seen. Anything but Crash! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11700333/pa...
Posted by Schadenfreude on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:39:00 PST