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Joe Howard

Child like heart intact.........

About Me

I write screenplays....They are funny as hell....I'm funny as hell....I change my look all the time...right now i'm back woods Joey... I have two amazing kids...Brianna 15 and Nicholas(golden boy) 9.....Me and my wife have been together for about 18 years..... We lived in LA forever and moved back to Jersey.....I hated going back.....We moved to PA...it's peaceful up here in the pocono's....I write and record songs all the time..... Most people like it...the ones that don't will be my next song..... I almost cut my arm in half with a chopsaw this year.... Bad shit keeps happening.... Myspace has been fun....95% of the people on my list i'm pretty close with.... The others are girls i wish i could be with....lol........ i have adhd, explosive disorder, type a behavior, that is what basically makes me a living cartoon character..... I have great friends..... We all have been through the war together.... But at the end of the day, I know I'm blessed.... I am a story teller...I lived in LA for years and did things that most people wouldn't understand or beleive.... ....I have a lot of stuff lying around that could make me money...... but once i start something i can't get the the finish line..... As my good pal Greg Warkel once told me....Joe....The only thing You ever finished was an in and out double double...... That hurts....but he's right so fuck it... God Please help me....

My Interests

crying about my arm and being a little bitch

I'd like to meet:

Ozzy, Mike Patton, Howard Stern......

Music:

I like my shit.....it's interesting, real, and real bad....oh shit

Movies:

The Rainbow sticker...not out yet Black 13.... still a work in progress The Heckler..... to brutal to release

Television:

The king of queens.... That new show with David Spade...he's such a little dick... and that show house..... the war at home is funny too....

Books:

driven to distraction.....(for us crazy fucks with adhd) And a must read...The richest man in babylon

Heroes:

Evil Kinevil, Jesus Christ, Mother Nature..... Bigfoot, The lochness monster ( for never getting caught) Quicksand, Rabbies, Ellen Degenerous.....

My Blog

Me, Me, Me!

I have a 30 song demo that i made from my 4 track ......Britt loves it...that's all that matters.....It's a great release.
Posted by Joe Howard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST