*** Girlfriend Potential Test *** |
Instructions: Please answer the questions below as directed in each section. You will be marked for grammar, spelling, cleverness, creativity and boob-size. Please keep in mind that while this is not ...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:20:00 PST |
5 Tips for a Man |
5 Tips for a Man 1. It is important that a woman helps you around the house and has a job.2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh.3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn'...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:27:00 PST |
Women...Chose your words wisely! |
WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUTThis was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.Girls -- Have a sense of humor!One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to ...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:53:00 PST |
Drunk Dialing Rules ( a working list ) |
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3. If you are going to dru...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST |
MAN LAW ( a working list ) |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:13:00 PST |
Women and the Facts of life... |
1. How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened when she brings it.2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing ma...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:12:00 PST |
Pre-Booty Call Agreement |
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:04:00 PST |
Man RULES women need to Learn! |
here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Why its GREEEEEAT to be a man! |
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Choc...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:48:00 PST |
Reasons why Jack Bauer is a bad ass! |
What do u get when u cross JAck Bauer with Chuck Norris? Jack Bauer and a dead redneck What happens when Jack Bauer takes a shit? Chuck norris comes out Jack Bauer is the reason why Waldo is hidingWh...
Posted by Gabriel Con Chile on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:22:00 PST |
