May 18th, 2008 - RIP Greg T. Johnson |
Greg, I miss you dearly. It was you that encouraged me to live life to the fullest. I never thought we would lose you so soon! You always had the ability to encourage and make those around...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:31:00 GMT |
One month |
Haven't had a cigarette for a month as of yesterday. Caught a cold and figured it would be a good time to stop. Fuck you heart diease.....
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:28:00 GMT |
Content |
It is amazing the people you meet in life. Some wonderful and others not so much. What's so awesome is what you learn from the not so amazing people. I am embracing those that I have...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:00:00 GMT |
Funny ass Craigslisting |
I saw this on Craigslist and thought I would share:To the women who work in my office... I hate you Date: 2006-11-10, 4:56PM EST Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don't ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:32:00 GMT |
How to get the Ladies...GUARANTEED!!!! |
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 23:52:00 GMT |
$1,110.00 |
Okay, so It has been two months since I have been arrested for a DUI, which ended up being a .07. My first court date was on 07/11/06 and the District Attourney offered me a "wet and reckless" w...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:10:00 GMT |
DUI |
So, for those of you who may not already know, I got a DUI on Memorial Day weekend at about 6PM!!! Thank god!!! "WTF" you may be asking...it was only a matter of time I got pulled over for driving dru...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:10:00 GMT |
Size of the Heart |
"We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks since we started all of this." The woman told the volunteer. "What is it your daughter keeps asking for?" she asked. "P...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 18:18:00 GMT |
WTF?!?!?!?! |
Okay, all you bands, stop asking to be on my friends list. It's getting annoying. You random ass people that request to be friends without a message, leave me out of your popularity contes...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:25:00 GMT |
Why do Men have Nipples??? PART II |
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU CAN BREAK YOUR PENIS??? iT PAINS US TO SAY, BUT THIS IS TRUE. tHERE IS NO BONE IN YOUR "BONE, " BUT YOU CAN RUPTURE THE PENIS, WHICH IS CALLED A PENILE FRACTURE. sUDDE...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 16:33:00 GMT |
