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Morfee

Sanity is the virginity of the mind.

About Me

I'm your garden variety decent bloke/semi-arrogant would-be rock star/international deejay gigolo. My favorite colors are black, red, electric green, warning orange, and screaming magenta. I'm obsessed with music (listening, but I toy with production as well. Renoise baby.), especially stuff in the electronic category (specifically electroclash, hardcore techno, and breakcore). I'm into a little of all music, though. My favorite animal is a manta ray, velociraptor, and a venus flytrap. My favorite food is chocolate chip cookies. I like wearing a big overcoat and stomping around. That's pretty much what I do.

My Interests

Myths, fairy tales, dreams, Orpheus, monsters, goblins, dark chocolate, leather masquerade masks, religious junk, gasmasks, candles, electricity, juggling, the German language, sunlight, stiff nipples, fog, the moon, tweed, tartan, PVC, microwaving marshmallow chickens, fabric, the Rennaisance Faire, love, lust, T-shirts, T.U.K. sneakers, Nutella, horror stories, manta rays, sea urchins, velociraptors, neon colors, breathing on windows, seeing my breath on cold days, sweat, reading, writing, dancing, hanging out with my friends, having freaky weird dreams, tracking with Renoise. Art: Edward Gorey, JW Waterhouse, Burne-Jones, Aubrey Beardsley, Edvard Munch, Vivienne Westwood, Roy Lichtenstein, Niagara.

I'd like to meet:

Gremlins.

Music:

Adriano Canzian, Virgin Black, Lycia, Frolic, Lush, Slowdive, Dead can Dance, the Dresden Dolls, LP-t, ZOAR, Johnny Hollow, Die Form, Rasputina, Paul VanDyk, Loveliescrushing, Pet Shop Boys, Unto Ashes, Interpol, Bjork, Bauhaus, Tori Amos, Spyglass Blue, Scaterd Few, Changelings, Curve, Ladytron, Neuroticfish, The Other, The Misfits, Cruxshadows, Lunascape, This Mortal Coil, LSD, M83, Kate Bush, Lampshade, Sinead O'connor, Ashengrace, the Dreamside, Billy Idol, Bowie, the Cars, Corvus Corax, Chriss Vrenna's Alice soundtrack, 1920s music, Faithless, Nina Hagen, Pink Grease, Basement Jaxx, Plastic Adults, Siouxsie, the Human League, New Order, Green Velvet, Sven Vath, Benny Benassi, Benassi Bros., Tomcraft, Danger Doom, My Dying Bride, Elvis Costello, the Epoxies, Ferry Corsten, the Soviettes, the Cure, Noblesse Oblige, Tiga, Katatonia, God Module, Suicide Commando, Dangerous Muse, Sleepthief, Ella Fitzgerald, Lupe Fiasco, Peaches, Funker Vogt, Combichrist, die Perlen, DJ Hell, MF DOOM, Miss Kittin, the Presets, Chicks on Speed, Johannes Brahms, Vivaldi, Dizzy Rascal, the Streets, the Supremes, the Marvelettes, Deaf School, John B, Mount Sims, Kurtis Mantronik, Krafty Kuts, Narcotic Thrust, ASCII DISKO, KRS-ONE (self-important bastard but who isn't these days?), She Wants Revenge, Justice, Kid 606, Modeselektor, Technotronic, Eddie Murphy's Partyallthetime, The Lords of Acid, Four Tops, Hanin Elias, Atari Teenage Riot, Berlin cabaret songs, Ute Lemper, Knifehandchop, Belladonnakillz, Neophyte, Ultraviolence, Evil Activities, DJ Hellfish, Talib Kweli, Venetian Snares, T. Raumschmiere, DuranDuranDuran, Pisstank, Hellfish, Shitmat, Masters of Ceremony, Underground Nation of Rotterdam, Evil Maniax, Scott Brown, Mindless Self Indulgence, Lenny Dee, And One

Movies:

Neverending Story, Orphee, Freaks, Harry Potter 3 (1,2, and 4 sucked), the Silence of the Lambs, Hero, Ghost World, Lord of the Rings, Nightmare Before Christmas, Scissorhands, The Elephant Man, the Breakfast Club, Wings of Desire, Titus, Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner (Pris rules!), Pleasantville, The Shining, En la Cama, Moulin Rouge, American Beauty, Silent Hill, Amelie, Corpse Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Psycho, The Secret Garden, Ginger Snaps, Donnie Darko, MirrorMask, Monster House, Blair Witch, 28 Days Later, Sixth Sense, Blade, Gremlins, Beetlejuice, The Dreamers, Dinner, Sister Act, Hard Candy, No Such Thing, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Grinch, A Beautiful Mind, Hellraiser, The Birds, Vertigo, The Princess Bride, Big, Pan's Labyrinth, The Machinist, Dawn of the Dead, the Prestige, Tetsuo: the Iron Man, Child's Play, Ssssssss, Land of the Dead

Television:

Monty Python's Flying Circussssss. House. Carnivale. Family Guy. Aqua Teen.

Books:

Sandman comics, Clive Barker, Poe, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Kurt Vonegut, Harry Potter, Just So stories, the Little Prince, Edward Gorey, Wind in the Willows, Stuart Little, Wizard of Oz, Shakespeare (Midsummer, Tempest, Measure 4 Measure), A Clockwork Orange, Siddhartha, The History of Hell, 1984Neuromancer. Fairy tales, horror stories, sci-fi, bizarro fiction, stimulating non-fiction, and children's books.

Heroes:

My friend Ashley, who helps bleeding strangers.

My Blog

To all you pedonecrophiles...

Heeey, guess what? I'm pissed off again, and you know what that means... All these adds for online dating services are really getting super old. First of all, they're superfluous. Myspace itself is a ...
Posted by Morfee on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST

Nate and Sock---part the 3rd

(The plot thickens! This goes out to Jerlisa, who encouraged me to continue this perverse lil fantasy. Thanks for reading!)"Oww! Shit shit.""Sorry.""Damnit, Nate. What the fuck was that?""I'm really s...
Posted by Morfee on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST

Nate and Sock --Chapter 2

(Well, looks like my "porn" is actually a therapy session waiting to happen. Whateverness.) The skin below Sock's earlobe felt like sweaty silk. Nate traced his fingers down the side of her neck, till...
Posted by Morfee on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST

Nate and Sock--Chapter 1

This is the beginning of a porn I'm writing. This chapter is probably the tamest one, but it's still a porno, so don't read it if you don't like to read that kind of thing. It's not super nasty, but i...
Posted by Morfee on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST

Be understanding to trolls.

Be understanding to the trollsThough they reside in sunless holesThey're just like us with different souls.Do pardon their unwholesome grinsAnd taking craps in garbage bins.They're just like us with d...
Posted by Morfee on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:10:00 PST

Dresden Dolls review

 Thanks to DeadPetal for sending this awesome CD.  You remember the scare when someone found razorblades in their candy apple on Halloween? The Dresden Dolls self-title album is one of ...
Posted by Morfee on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:51:00 PST

Pride poem (very incorrect)

I'm not done with it yet, but feel free to comment. Theyre both unemployed in the daytime And sleep in a dump every night. They neither have much to be proud of Except that their thoroughbred ...
Posted by Morfee on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 08:20:00 PST

My Awesome Dream

I had the most wonderful dream last night. I dreampt that I'd died (I don't remember how) and went to live in a crypt with a bunch of other dead people. It was like a cabin at summer camp, only comfie...
Posted by Morfee on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:56:00 PST

My Christmas Wishlist

How about this Christmas we just skip the religious and cultural aspect and just give me presents. For those who would like to discover the joy of giving, here's my list: The original Virgin Black d...
Posted by Morfee on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:45:00 PST

Envy Poem

Tiny Lord Clarence, whos a royal pain. He wishes to live in a castle And have brand-name shoes on his feet. Hes quite the most misrable asshole Youd ever have bad luck to meet.   He ruthlessl...
Posted by Morfee on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 07:44:00 PST