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Hedge

Solid cookie on the outside, pure frosting all around. You been fucking Winona Ryder, you got crabs

About Me

Don't know what to say really. I like to bum around and do... stuff. Tend to go out quite a bit but the choice is limited because swindon is an absolute arse-hole of a place. I attend the most boring college in the world and I think Karl Pilkington is hilarious. Not least because he has a head like a fucking orange. Oh, and I'm into acting and writing. Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor

My Interests

Looking for a girl with low self-esteem and access to a victorian-style tin bath. Will elabourate in person. Fellow yiffers welcome.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever managed to get me pregnant. Don't be afraid, you're actually a GENIUS!

Music:

Main favourites are: Fountains of Wayne, Warren Zevon, Jamiroquai, Paul Simon, Feeder, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Arctic Monkeys, PUSA, The Beatles, John Lennon, XTC and lots of others which it will strike me to add at some point in the future.

Movies:

Your nostril hair, which is grey, is in my eye.

Television:

Come into my house, watch it with me. Would you like some candy? Which Black Books Character Are You?
Bernard!
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Books:

On account of walking into stuff too much I have un-learned the ability to read or write. My capacity for the written word ends at sitting in front of a keyboard for hours and hours and hours telling people I don't know about my sad, sad life.

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Warren Zevon and Louis Theroux.