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About Me

You are what you eat. Today I had a bowl of Cocoa Puffs, a handful of Laguna Bakery Bitesize Chocolate Chip cookies, some designer Green Tea in a Tall cup, Lemon Chicken sandwich, small bag of OG Ruffles, Sopa de Fideo (that's Tomato Soup w/ Angel Hair Pasta for you white folks), 3 bite size Snickers, and 3 pints of Blue Moon.

My Interests

design, films, music, and factoids

I'd like to meet:

"Remember how in first grade, little boys would chase little girls around the playground, but whenever they'd catch one, they'd get all confused and embarassed and wouldn't know what to do with them? That's... basically my love life. " Lily "You know, relationships are a lot like those little packets of condiments you get at fast food restaraunts. They’re these little magical things that can last forever on the shelf, but once you open them up they go bad really fast. I just don’t understand condiments." Jim (Lily and Jim. Dir. Don Hertzfeldt 1997)

Music:

8 bit, electroclash, industrial, house, hip hop, spanish rock, new wave, post punk, punk, cock rock, hard core, noise, metal, heavy metal, death metal, prog rock, indie, alt country, country country, american folk, mexican folk, salsa, merengue, 60's rock/pop, surf rock, tv theme songs, nerd core, geeksta rap, filk, canto pop, visual kei, and j-pop

Movies:

Golden Age of Mexico, Golden Age of Hollywood, European 101, Chicago Love, Artsy Fartsy, Bollywood, Hong Kong Action, Korean Thriller, Japanese Horror, American Horror, 60's Romantic Comedies, 70's Porn, 30's Screwball Comedies, Sci Fi, Fantasy, Animated, Documentary, Stand Up Comedy Films, Transendantly Bad, and Educational

Television:

Saturday Morning Cartoons, Weeknight Cartoons, Sci Fi, Fantasy, Documentary, 60's Classics, 80's Classics, 2am Infomercials, Music Videos, Stand-Up, Extreme Game Shows, Procedural Dramas, Awkward Sitcoms and Dramedys

Books:

Comic Books, Graphic Novels, Technical Manuals, Tell Alls, Trashy Romance, Classic Fiction, Hipster Fiction, Science Fiction, Fantasy, French Farce, Philosophical Treatis, Revisionist History, OG Faery Tales, Revised Faery Tales, Urban Legends, Political Manifestos, and Distopian Visions

Heroes:

Nick and Nora Charles

My Blog

Superbad

Ok so, the 2 main characters in this movie are based on Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, right? And alot of the reviews I've read say it's totally unreall for a girl like Jules (the red head who throws t...
Posted by agt cockroach on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

Harry Potter and My Opinion of JK Rowling

I really didn't have interest in this franchise until the movies came out. Even then, I just wanted to watch so I could know what all the fuss was about. A little boy who finds out he's a wizard and ...
Posted by agt cockroach on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:29:00 PST

The Simpsons Movie

Gearing up for the release, I went to the Chicago Kwik-E-Mart with Maggie (real person, not a cartoon. I DO have real friends, ok!) and we got Squishies, and took pictures of ourselves holdi...
Posted by agt cockroach on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:19:00 PST

Cake Boy : A Film by Joe Escalante

Once upon a time, I lived in sunny Los Angeles and worked a variety of film industry related jobs. Often, these jobs would require me to drive all over LA county with nothing to dull the road rage but...
Posted by agt cockroach on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST

Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix

I wanted to see this night before it opened, but alas, I was working on a video for a museum installation and didn't deliever until this past friday. For those of you who went to the opening, tha...
Posted by agt cockroach on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:55:00 PST

Transformers

Shia LeBouf is gonna get sooooooo much pussy from this movie. I saw this yesterday w/my bro and his wife and she couldn't shut up about how cute he is now. She called all her friends and said 'You kn...
Posted by agt cockroach on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:35:00 PST

Knocked Up

A few years ago, my roommate and I were up late watching TV. Everybody Loves Raymond was on. She pointed out that this was, in her opinion, the first media paring of a smart, hot wife with a dumb not ...
Posted by agt cockroach on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST

Flight of the Conchords

Many an American male has lamented that American women go gooey for foreign men on account of the accents. Being an American woman, I am no exception. Indeed, I do go gooey for accents. In partic...
Posted by agt cockroach on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:51:00 PST

Ghostrider

Eva Mendes has a great rack. The guy who played Jack in Jack and Bobby is still a babe. Wes Bentley... you had me changing my pants at 'Angels, huh?' Nicholas Cage has had work done. And I don't...
Posted by agt cockroach on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

I Think I'm in Love with Joe Mantegna

So I have this job right, which affords me the luxury of having a TV in my cube. A tv w/ cable. That I can turn on whenever I want. And I always want to turn it on at 5pm to watch the Simpsons. One da...
Posted by agt cockroach on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST