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Why Is This Chimp Crying?

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About Me

That doesn't make any sense. Sorry. There's no known way of saying an English sentence in which you begin a sentence with "in" and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say "In July" and I'll go down on you. That's just idiotic, if you'll forgive me by saying so. That's just stupid... "In July"; I'd love to know how you emphasize "In" in "In July". Impossible! Meaningless!

My Interests

Because it's full of, of, of things that are only correct because they're grammatical, but they're tough on the ear, you see. This is a very wearying one. It's unpleasant to read. Unrewarding.

I'd like to meet:

We know a little place in the American Far West, where Charlie Briggs chops up the finest prairie-fed beef and tastes ... this is a lot of shit, you know that?

Movies:

"Because Findus freeze the cod at sea, and then add a crumb-crisp" Ooh, "crumb-crisp coating." Ahh, that's tough, "crumb-crisp coating." I think, no, because of the way it's written, you need to break it up, because it's not, it's not as conversationally written.

Television:

But you can't emphasize "beef", that's like his wanting me to emphasize "in" before "July"! Come on, fellows, you're losing your heads! I wouldn't direct any living actor like this in Shakespeare! The way you do this, it's impossible!

Books:

The right reading for this is the one I'm giving.

Heroes:

You are such pests! Now what is it you want? In your... depths of your ignorance, what is it you want? Whatever it is you want, I can't deliver, 'cause I just don't see it.

My Blog

Red 8

I begin my run.
Posted by Why Is This Chimp Crying? on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

Explanations

Since this page is short on anything approaching content, I'll explain a few things.1. If I'm trying to add you, I either know you in real life (in the non-computerized High Definition sense) or I fin...
Posted by Why Is This Chimp Crying? on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:43:00 PST

Cult of the Repeated Meme

Because Anne-Marie has seen fit to, uh, "tag" me and I'm being a good sport about this, I present the repeated meme:Here are the rules: The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/ha...
Posted by Why Is This Chimp Crying? on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:08:00 PST