Aliaa for Dummies
Q: What is your name?
A: *sigh* so much for the theory of evolution...
Q: Is that picture really you?
A: No, it's the toad next door... *snort* of course it's me.
Q: But you look mixed to me...
A: Yeah, I'm a mix of my parents, anybody here cloned?
Q: So how tall are you?
A: Taller than my mom.
Q: Weight?
A: Up & down faster than a yo-yo.
Q: ....so, umm, what sort of things do you love drawing?
A: Anything perverted. Haha, not.
Q: Smart ass. What about your fave Jrock acts?
A: In no particular order: GACKT!!! Janne Da Arc, Luna Sea, GLAY, Laruku, Lareine, Miyavi, Pierrot, Dir en grey, ORANGE RANGE, Kaela Kimura, Ayumi Hamasaki...
Q: Ayumi Hamasaki? Isn't she a Jpop act?
A: Yeah but she's singin' lotsa rock these days coz she managed to screw up her vocals enough to sound like Rod Stewart on helium.
Q: Hehe. So bad. So, can I have your number?
A: Nope. Go subscribe your own service instead.
Q: Y u no reply my msg hah? I wan be frens wif gurl like u leh kenot ah?
A: Do mankind a favor and go spay yourself.
Q: Hmm, so why the green-colored theme here?
A: Well why not green? It's the color I love most in the whole wide world! :D
Q: It looks like toxic green to me... -_-;;
A: It's not toxic green damnit!
Q: *gleefully* You seem to suck at editing css hehehehe... :D
A: Actually, this illusory simulated reality you're experiencing is a mental projection of my digital self.
Q: Uhh... can I take this opportunity to say, what the f00k?
A: I can bend spoons.
Q: Holy mother of...
A: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
Q: AaAAaahhhHHHhhhHhhhh~~ *runs off screaming*
A: :)
