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Jessica the zombie hunter

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About Me

I'd be a cannibal if the human body wasn't do disgusting. And I still play with dolls. I am afraid of hippies, but I am a skilled zombie hunter. I speak accentless English until I get pissed off, then the reminence of a Jersey accent emerges. I have no tolerance for self-loathing prententious fucks, but I don't really notice them anyway. I love to drink, but would rather stay sober in a group of drunks and tell them they are all going to die. Everyone thinks I am narcisstic, sociopathic schiziod, but my mom thinks I'm ok. I am such a fucking klutz.

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My Interests

Horror films , pink eye shadow,whiskey, gin,pickles, sushi, zombie hunting, hippie hunting,making pancakes, tarantulas,flavoured lipgloss,things that smell like vanilla, perfume and girly lotion, aquage hair products,chocolate, autumn,summer, winter, spring,the ocean, the mountains, the woods, hanging out with villians,red roses, yellow roses, pralines,Rue Morgue,making seductively cruel music, writing seductively cruel 'poetry', reading anything that can hold my attention for more than 6 seconds,MAC make-up, lip plumper,making people laugh at me, making boys cry, lingerie, and candy. Lots of candy.

I'd like to meet:

My maker

Music:

Made Out Of Babies,Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Combichrist,Android Lust,Seraphim Shock, Switchblade Symphony, Sneaker Pimps,New Skin,Icon of Coil,Bella Morte, The Newly Deads, The Casualties, The Devotchkas,Portishead, Scarling,In Flames, All That Remains, The Cruxshadows,Atreyu,Buckethead, half Cocked,Genitorturers,Razed in Black,She Wants Revenge,Garbage,The Cure, Joy Division,Evanescence(shut-up!), The Birthday Massacre,My Dying Bride,Dresden Dolls,The Distillers, The Misfits,The Virus, you get the picture)

Movies:

The Brotherhood of the Wolf, Ginger Snaps, Silent Hill, Pieces, The Wickerman,Black Snake Moan,American History X, Stand By Me,Girl Interrupted,The Craft,Ravenous,Sid and Nancy, the Secret Garden, The Lost Boys, Kill Bill,Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Grudge almost any zombie flick, strange films from the 70'sthat seem to make little sense.

Television:

only if I'm drunk, bored, or both.

Books:

The Call of The Wild, White Fang,Foxfire, shamrock Tea,Nausea,The History of Murder, The Valley of the Dolls,The Bell Jar,When Rabbit Howls,To Kill a Mockingbird,Beasts,Blonde,Because it is Bitter Because it is My Heart,Rotten,Leviathan,The Joy Luck Club, Hard Love,Girl Interrupted, One Flew Over Cuckoo's Nest,Dolores Claiborne,The Slaughter House Five, As I said before, anything that can hold my attention

Heroes:

You are kidding, right? Well, ok... my dad

My Blog

Daddy's lil Angel ???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrASmFYjMR4 ...
Posted by Jessica the zombie hunter on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:07:00 PST

Cry Me a Fucking River and Die

Apparently the Supreme Court has finally grown the sack to actually consider child rape punishable by death. La-de-fucking-da, is it not about time? This will be the first offence in 30 years being co...
Posted by Jessica the zombie hunter on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:00:00 PST

Bite me

Why do I keep taking jobs where I have be friendly and nice? Honestly, sometimes my acting skills fail me miserably and the art of-not-giving-a -shit steps up. One of the days I will telll everyone wh...
Posted by Jessica the zombie hunter on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:17:00 PST

Spiders

This is too good to keep to myself. Apparently the venom from a Brazilian Wandering Spider can cause priapism, and eventually impotence.
Posted by Jessica the zombie hunter on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

The Pecking Order

It is my firm belief that people fall into four catagories. Where they fall, lies in the eyes of their enemies,friends, and aquintances. One can serve various purposes for various indivisuals, it all ...
Posted by Jessica the zombie hunter on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:31:00 PST

Am I losing My Touch?

Learning to control my temper has become an inevitable part of growing up. Now that I am a responsible cubicle zombie, and I love my paycheck, giving in to my savage temper is simply not an option.In ...
Posted by Jessica the zombie hunter on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:45:00 PST

You are not a pet, unless I say you are

 When we are young and hopelessly in love, we are infected with a healthy dose of innocent co-dependency.  We call our implied love-muffin every twenty fucking minutes, pine for them moments...
Posted by Jessica the zombie hunter on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:36:00 PST

Kill Yourself Properly

I do so despise the wrist draining drama queens that pollute our existance. Don’t make me name, names, you know who you are. You are the self-loathing(narcisstic)waste of space that can’t ...
Posted by Jessica the zombie hunter on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:42:00 PST