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Don Mann

I am here for Friends

About Me

That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on her couch!

Hear what I hear.

My Interests

All forms of music, cheesy horror and kung fu films, rocking rolls bands, decline of civilization

I'd like to meet:

The chupacabra, Sasquatch (or Mr. Squatch as I call him) and Christopher Walken.

Music:

My Stations at Pandora

Movies:

Evil Dead Series, American Psycho, American Beauty, Dead Alive, The Asylum (with Peter Cushing), Don't Look In The Basement, The Princess Bride, Milo & Otis, Ginger Snaps

Television:

Adult Swim, HD Discovery Channel, Reno 911, South Park, Mad TV, SNL, Stand-up Comedy, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!, Dethklok Metalocalypse, How It's Made, The X-Files, Brisco County Jr., Perfect Hair Forever, SUPERJAIL, Sasuke, The Outer Limits, Wonder Showzen,

Books:

Wuthering Heights, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Great Expectations, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, Anthem, A Man in Full, On The Road, Gulliver's Travels, The Mabinogion, Through The Looking-Glass, and other novels from your high school summer reading list

Heroes:

Jack Black, David Bowie, Brendan Small, Buckethead, Jordan Maxwell, Ron Silver, Farrokh Bulsara, Peter Gabriel, David Icke, Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim, Brian Regan, Matt Barlowe, Rob Halford, Alvin Lee, Bruce Willis, Kyle Gass, and everyone else who wasn't afraid to rock.

My Blog

Balancing the Scales with Bullshit(Hypocrisy)

(A very old work, for a ConLaw Class) The very first set of rights guaranteed by the constitution could very well be construed as the most hypocritically legislated. The first settlers to seek solace ...
Posted by Don Mann on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

Myspace, yourspace, it's all fucking AD space.

So it turns out yet another virus has me posting bulletins to try and snare more chumps like me. Subject: My new Myspace Profile! Body: My New Profile How brilliant. A virus claiming to be a new acco...
Posted by Don Mann on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

The offspring of stars...

A soft tune to once again accompany a cold night, and in the dim light I couldn't make out my own expression, blurred and muddled like raindrops on the windshield...this is the person I remember calli...
Posted by Don Mann on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

High School gets SWAT-ted...

The Indoctrination System, also known as the Public Education System, has implemented drills in Michigan meant to teach our youths to get used to being terrorized by our own police. Sadly, this isn't ...
Posted by Don Mann on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:23:00 PST

You are NOT "Bringing Sexy Back"

Just how deeply rooted into your subconscious are the Timberlakes and lil Kims? They say to be whores and you say "how high do you want this skirt to be?" Where's the "bringing logic back" campaign? H...
Posted by Don Mann on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:20:00 PST

Who is Don Mann really?

This is the longest night of the year. I can think of no better occasion to lay it all on the table, to spill everything out and see who soaks it up. There are no lies between the keyboard and I, neve...
Posted by Don Mann on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST

Repeating the cycle...

This is as far as I've come(?)Pathetic.It's as if the past two years never happenedIt's as if I still didn't know better. I think of how I'll say that I'm done;ApatheticI doubt she'll know what I'm ta...
Posted by Don Mann on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

Haven't come so far...

but as far as I've gone, at least I'm beyond all this. "...he looked into her eyes, and in that moment of mutual understanding he knew the answer to questions he hadn't yet asked. A sigh escaped his l...
Posted by Don Mann on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:02:00 PST

Cannibalism: The New Designer Drug

On the islands of the West Indies, Christopher Columbus stumbled upon a tribe of savage natives known as the Caribs. These tribes were later renamed the Canibales, derived from the Spanish word for ...
Posted by Don Mann on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:10:00 PST

Found this old one...

It is 2:45am, March 23rd 2005. I find myself in a constant raceAgainst the past, against stagnanceI'm chasing something I must have seen when I was a childOr perhaps something someone described to mew...
Posted by Don Mann on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 05:28:00 PST